By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 07:58 - United States
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The only question there should have been was what address should his shit be shipped to? Never compare yourself to another female because he decided to cheat. Self confidence is key, lacking that is probably why he cheated in the first place...
You don't have boobies? Not even one? What did you do with them? They couldn't have just walked off on their own. Quick, find them and maybe he'll take you back or you'll find a better guy. They're always in the last place you look.
That sucks. Don't worry, a lot of guys like small ones. As they say, "any more than a handful is a waste".
Your best friend and boyfriend are douches. I mean, what's a dude gonna do with big boobies? Sure, you can play with them, suck them, touch them, but after years of being with they become to sag... I mean really... But here's a song that inspired me, when I was down: Do you like boobs a lot? (Yes, I like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Really like boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Down in the locker room, Just three boys, Beatin' down the locker room With all that noise, Singin' do you like boobs a lot? (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.)