Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
Psh_ily 0
RUN AWAY!!!
Jibb_fml 0
She's probably ok, just if u have to break up with her just do it gently. Most people on this site probably cut themselves
lolwatlol 0
So you were planning on breaking up with her already?
ky_stone22 0
Well if she was serious, holy shit, she needs HELP! ...But maybe not from you. Back away slowly. Get her to break up with you first if you want to avoid her killing herself. But on a side note...how'd the date go?
DomK 0
So, no post break-up fights, huh? She got a sister??
DomK 0
BTW if I understand such emotional people well enough, she will be the one to dump you someday. So, dont worry.
CapnAsshole 0
Dump her. There's no reason to put up with that crap. Most people who make claims like that only do it for attention, and if she actually does go through with killing herself, she was going to do it anyway.
noonecaresurfat 0
call her out and if she actually kills herself you can feel good knowing your responsible for one less psychopath inhabiting this earth
LOKIM8 0
I know exactly how you feel dude, my girl is bipolarar and she self harms every now and then. That shit is messed up and you can really feel traped, you've still gotta do what is right for you tho.
alex_vik 1
She's an attention *****, just dump her. And if she isn't, then that's one less crazy.