Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
Schooler90 0
Sounds like a keeper! Is she hot?
Twin_Uzis 0
Break up with her. If she doesn't, you called her out. If she does, one less worthless emo. Win-win situation.
misssweetie 0
Your a huge asshole. A. you don't have to be emo to cut B. most people don't joke about that C. its never a win when you have to go to a funeral
Twin_Uzis 0
So throw the body in a ditch. No funeral, and nothing of value is lost.
misssweetie 0
Im just guessing but I understand this sort of thing alot better than you do. I have the scars on my legs to prove it. Cutting is a coping mechanism not just something emos do. She was probably warning him so he had a way out before anyhting really started. A break up to someone who needs to cut is emotonaly excrutiating and it seems there is nothing else they can do but gash themselves. If your interested I'll try to explain more but I'm guessing this is more than you wanted
SheriffBart 0
You should have guessed that at the beginning.
misssweetie 0
was I talking to you?
misssweetie 0
finally someone who has a heart.
Instag8r 0
tell her your will be searching the obits for her.
FleshForFantasy 3
That's crazy! She's trying to trap you.
zymn 6
i've been told that by a couple of girls. they all cheated on me. soo... no worries.
DameGreyWulf 1
efffff hate people like that I do I do, I really do She's serious = she's a little whiney twit She's not serious (but not joking) = she's a spider bitch Get the girl some damn help, either way
rainking187 1
So...I guess you could say you're in a "committed" relationship now?
volleyball101 0
good luck.. hope she was joking..
mapleleafs4ever 0
no disrespect or nothing, but was she serious while saying it because it wouldnt be your fault if you broke it off. It's something that happens and i think that if you do break up there was a deffinate reason, and you would need to get her help to deal with it.