Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
jadedwaitress 0
Who gives a **** if someone gets a piercing other than their ears? Personally I have no other piercing than my ear lobes and a healed over navel piercing. If you think it looks good, than get it. If not, than don't. Yes I know, you still have to look at people who get it done - big shit. Everyone is entitled to do whatever they like to their body, piercings, tattoos, body mod, etc. Get over yourselves -calling these piercings ugly do nothing. Do you really think that you being opposed to an eyebrow ring will stop someone? Also, perdix is my favorite person of all time
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
I don't even have my ears pierced. Needles freak me out. 0.0
aarmy 0
I modded this. :)
fisher50 0
the little sisters name is Bernice, she's been using beaver tranquilisers
vanillathirteen 0
seriously I would beat the shot out of her and make her eat it
its_tuesday 6
ouch OP. obviously everyone is entitled to their opinion on whether or not they find piercings attractive, but seriously no one diserves the pain of getting anything ripped put of their skin. even if they're the ones who chose to put it there. i would murder someone if they ever ripped my dimples out...
GLOCKMAMA 0
# 71 I have a pet raccoon named DaKota. She does piercings quite well if any1 is interested. Her bites go straight thru w/ the quickness & heal faster than any of my other piercings.
goddessunleashed 0
At least you get to look dashing with a Band-Aid on your eyebrow :)
HockeyBaibe 0
we should hook up then ;) haha
_GODZILLA_ 0
That's so fake, like this FML.