By ouch - 24/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Sterling

Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
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TheGewt 7
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At least now you don't have to pay someone to do it now.

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noelasis94 18
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Sinister child you've come across there.

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TheGewt 7
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At least now you don't have to pay someone to do it now.

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TheCanucklehead 22
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Yeah. Just wipe off the blood, ignore the chronic pain and your set

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thenomad 7

31- It would be more of an acute pain. I pity the person who would suffer from chronic pain due to an ear piercing.

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salazara 10

Give her a pat on the back......she is now officially a professional body piercer! She should be made a dame! Here Ye Here Ye!

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Laurenluvz 11

And who cares about the possible infections!

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Fuck, 31: you're* >.>

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ILoveMyArm 15

But..but... what about the other ear?

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MorsFalce 12
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Actually... I thought it felt pretty damn good when I had my earlobes pierced...

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TheGewt 7
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#54, hoping OP is a guy, there would only be need for one ear to be pierced.

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Pixiewolfe 46
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family discount!

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noelasis94 18
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Sinister child you've come across there.

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snakesLOVEmice 7
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Reminds me of the sour patch kids commercial. Where they are sour (cutting one pig tail) then sweet (giving a hug).

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SwaggCapone 11

Lock your door OP?

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Cazz91 21
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What the fuck? I have never seen that messed up commercial. Time for YouTube.

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wdd2 5
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Your daughter was just trying to improve your look by stabbing your ear with something cute and sparkly, don't worry, it just shows that she cares :D

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graffitied_love 20
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Sister, not daughter :)

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ninjamushroom 7
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Yes because stabbing someone is always a way to show love :)

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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Most men stab the woman they love, so yeah, it is.

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taby448 14
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That is one of the best comments I have ever seen.

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Pixiewolfe 46
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can't stop snorting at that thought!

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flashback.miss 28

give her a piercing on her nose.

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Pstraka6 20

Such violence at a young age!

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Queensland 27
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Ever heard of the child of rage? That's violence. This is just ill measured banter... The purpose wasn't to spite OP.

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thatnucca 36
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Oouch... Guess you might as well get one to match then...

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awk0jessi 4
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maybe her brother can do the other ear

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Trentger 10
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must be like a bad dream

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ManInTheMachine 19
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I would make sure you don't have any more freckles that resemble piercings to avoid any surprises in the future. In the mean time, you should make sure you're in your room with the door locked before you fall asleep. Just as a precaution.

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britts95 11
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Unfortunately, not all of us can have locks on our doors, so we just have to hope no family member is going to start attacking us with vengeance.

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Grimnirwher9 21
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Ad she didn't notice a significantly greater resistance when jamming the earring in the "hole"?

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vballgirly28 16

Umm....has your sister done this before. Because it seems as though she might've. Once violent always violent.

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