FML : Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my...

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Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Larry / Saturday 31 January 2009 18:20 / United States

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By ronton | 4

#3205900 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 04:43

USE THE PAST TENSE!!!!!!!! If it happened in the past, don't talk like it is happening now!

By jim_witness | 0

#24946 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 09:45

Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them...no no....

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By jim_witness | 0

#24946 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 09:45

Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them...no no....

V4ZQU3Z | 0

#1117557 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 04:22

hahaha YES

By SAF_fml | 0

#394839 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 08:12

Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them.. Haha I'm so happy i invented that joke right here on the spot

youngboss_fml | 2

#477727 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 09:42

oh god u got 2 accounts?

SAF_fml | 0

#501058 - Thursday 20 August 2009 07:12

saf99me | 16

#5761721 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 05:44

well, this is awkward...

By Aniland | 2

#450100 - Sunday 2 August 2009 01:01

That sucks so badly.

By fafaffy | 0

#926516 - Monday 8 March 2010 11:36

Wow... time for a reschedule

By vball_luvah | 2

#987100 - Sunday 2 May 2010 01:45

that is so freakin nasty. didn't they have tissues in the office? just explain and i'm sure they would understand.

By fylsm | 0

#1011853 - Saturday 29 May 2010 10:54

I wouldn't say YDI, but you really should have taken tissues with you if you were that bad off.

By Big_Boner | 3

#1194707 - Thursday 5 August 2010 06:21

hahaha thats epic, sorry OP hope they still hired you xD

By kkmonster93 | 0

#2052622 - Sunday 6 February 2011 09:29

I'm sure you'll get the job just so they can make fun of you

By ronton | 4

#3205900 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 04:43

USE THE PAST TENSE!!!!!!!! If it happened in the past, don't talk like it is happening now!

By xbrit551 | 13

#3641769 - Saturday 26 November 2011 08:06

Ew:o

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