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By Larry - 31/01/2009 18:20 - United States

Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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By ... - 12/02/2019 18:00

Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML

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By ZombieLicker - 25/11/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

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By WarMachine68 - 06/06/2015 19:19 - United States - Shawnee

Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML

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By interviewed - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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By samaram - 04/06/2013 06:47 - United States

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

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By BMXDude22 - 06/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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ronton 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:43

USE THE PAST TENSE!!!!!!!! If it happened in the past, don't talk like it is happening now!

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:45

Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them...no no....

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jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:45

Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them...no no....

V4ZQU3Z 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:22

hahaha YES

SAF_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:12

Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them.. Haha I'm so happy i invented that joke right here on the spot

youngboss_fml 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:42

oh god u got 2 accounts?

SAF_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 7:12

saf99me 16

Wednesday 20 November 2013 17:44

well, this is awkward...

Aniland 2

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:01

That sucks so badly.

fafaffy 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:36

Wow... time for a reschedule

vball_luvah 2

Sunday 2 May 2010 1:45

that is so freakin nasty. didn't they have tissues in the office? just explain and i'm sure they would understand.

fylsm 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:54

I wouldn't say YDI, but you really should have taken tissues with you if you were that bad off.

Big_Boner 3

Thursday 5 August 2010 18:21

hahaha thats epic, sorry OP hope they still hired you xD

kkmonster93 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 21:29

I'm sure you'll get the job just so they can make fun of you

ronton 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:43

USE THE PAST TENSE!!!!!!!! If it happened in the past, don't talk like it is happening now!

xbrit551 13

Saturday 26 November 2011 8:06

Ew:o

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