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Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Ouch...I wish you a speedy recovery! And consider this as a crimson, not a red, flag! Yes there is S&M but that involves consent when properly executed. This, on the other hand, is "pretty fucked up right here", as Stan would say.
That's physical abuse. Not ok at all.
Don’t you mean you have 3 now?