Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
Peacewind 0
your little sister should rot. what a bitch
emilysexi3793 0
wait 8 u mean racoons yelled that's so fake and ripped out your piercing? lmafo
houseofame 4
oh the fun of little siblings...
Missdorkydork797 0
Ur sis is a retard
te_amo_ily 0
ouchhhh that's gotta hurt,, I was thinking about getting my eyebrows peirced but still dunno if it would look good .. .
SoLiD_DeViL 0
I gotta say bs. I tug at my eyebrow piercing all the time. to actually rip it off Will take a hell of a lot of force. that and to grab the piercing u Will need two fingers on it. if they tore it of u let it happen. fail
DamnDatFML 0
Lip piercing are extremly sexy and for the guy out there, it makes getting head 10x better
sasonzal 4
i think 8 was joking,but keep guessing
thatguy626 0
I cringed when I read this aah
IbanezSprinter 0
oww! I'm sorry, that would really hurt, punch her!