Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
e_pi_i_plus1 0
well... at least, now she believes you...
rawrimaunicorn 0
omg.sorry OP ! that must have hurt :(
veebabii96 0
omg it leavin a scar
OreoHasFml 5
when shes older and gets an earring, do the same thing to her. lol
whillum 1
**** I hate children
AndreaHaha 0
Damnn. Tht f'n sucks I feel for ya.
vergaso 0
Matt iz icy let's see your picture Is you and what looks like your friend first off with sunglasses indoors also holding a bottle looks like alchohol or most likely apple cider in your comments and a little bit in your name you write like you're ghetto cholo gangster whatever accept that you're not if you're gonna keep goin with that were are you from and what do you rep? oviously you can't awnser because you're fake that is all
iwuvwolfz 0
WTH IS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!??!?!? What #8 meant is that instead of a sister, a raccon tore it out of his wherever he put it.
Basiil 0
Wth.
IWreastledABear 0
heyy, what kind of guitar do you play?