Health: Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family,... - FML

By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By MusicLover18 - 03/09/2014 23:35 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By ouch - 24/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Sterling

Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By heatherfeather22 - 31/07/2014 03:28 - United States - Ottumwa

Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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Babushka_Homyak 10

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:55

What the **** is wrong with your sister?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:57

That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"

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Babushka_Homyak 10

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:55

What the **** is wrong with your sister?

mn_mpls 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:52

I woulda punted her put of at least a 5th storey window

myworld99 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:36

seriou

Daisyrenee02 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 2:17

for real! she must be really stupid!

iwuvwolfz 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 9:14

You should Chris Brown her =D

DamnDatFML 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 11:26

Then Tiger Woods her and force her to say "I Will Never Kanye West You Again!" while she's spitting out white *****, Dnt judge me!!

concend_blk_guy 8

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:37

Yea u should beat her

flyboy5 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:56

strong sister wow but that sucks

MrCatman1125 2

Monday 15 October 2012 4:14

Why do you assume she's strong? Piercings aren't hard t pull out, a three year old could do it.

twwtygs 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:56

owch

chelzy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:48

I believe you mean holy randomly strung toggether obscenities that shit hurts!!!! my "friend" did that to my ear piercing. later I found out that she just hates punk studs.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:57

That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"

supergirl69_fml 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:50

sick and wrong. but funny.

Taipan_fml 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:07

Chris Griffin: "Haha, I got your nose." Peter Griffin: "Oh yeah? I got your face."

DamnDatFML 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 18:33

Family Guy reference FTW!

ActionManly 11

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:57

Didn't you hear? Piercings aren't good for your Highbrow image (Eyebrow? Highbrow? You see what i did there?! Oh nevermind.)

ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:27

A+ for effort!

DamnDatFML 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:51

F for Fail hehe see what I did there??

Hunthas 17

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:59

Omg! the same thing happened to me except with raccoons!

alex112094 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:01

lol nice racoons in your backyard?

UnKnwnPuRpLe 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:02

lmaooo

ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:04

Wait, explain that in detail. You pierced a raccoons eyebrow?

LaDyBlOo 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:05

it's ok I has my nipple ring bit.....now that's an OUCH it hurt more than when I got then pierced

lolfood 24

Sunday 20 January 2013 8:03

Was that coherent?

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