Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
spyketea 0
That's why you don't get shrapnel implanted into your face.
SANNIEPANTS 0
damn. I'd make her pay you back the money that you spent on the piering!
Hayley0 0
i loooove eyebrow pierecins on lads
SapphireSympathy 7
lmao. u have a great sister! i so wouldve done that. ;P fyl
Julianne23 0
damn! I bet that didn't feel to good!
Saiyza 4
Oh, thank you for that good laugh. XD
Nemle22 4
Your sister's a bitch. :-X
maskedbunny 0
I hope the sister feels bad and was punished for that!
Chocolate_Chunk 2
your sister rules. and piercings suck anyway, you should be gratefull
ravingtonx 0
Ok, for all you people saying, "its trashy", "YDI", "why get it done it's ugly." GO TO HELL! I have seven piercings and my boyfriend of 9 months think it is sexy. You wanna know what they are... well an anti-brow, belly button, hips (both sides), snake bites, Monroe, tongue, and nose. So for all you people that think it is trashy and shit and whatever you want to call it, I think it's awesome and most of you people who commented rudely, you probably don't even have a boyfriend/girlfriend so have fun with your miserable life!
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I'm pretty sure most people would prefer "no girlfriend" over a trashy ugly bitch like you are
brianjman14 23
#242, explain how she is trashy? She is just making a point to all those ignorant assholes who think he deserved it for getting an eyebrow pierced. They are obviously morons who have no idea the pain that getting your eyebrow piercing ripped off causes. It hurts like ******* hell. And who says she's ugly? Just you? Since when did ugly to you mean ugly to everyone else? I love piercings and I love the piercings my boyfriend has. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean everyone else doesn't like it too. People have different opinions.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
nose/tongue piercings make everyone trashy and other piercings, when they appear in such numbers like in 241, make everyone ugly. I saw way too many girls that utterly destroyed their looks by adding artifical, metal warts to their face or other body parts. By the way, I never said everyone. I said most. Feel free to prove me wrong.
mongoosemike 23
242, go suck a choad. She isn't trashy because of her piercings...
MrBobby_fml 7
#244 Can you comprehend the very simple fact that people differ in their opinions of 'attractive', and that there is no 'right'?