Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
JokeMeister 0
You can kill siblings, it's in the official rule book, pg. 38. seriously.
TheDude42 0
ouch :/
roaraylay 0
oooo thats painfullllll
GYLF 0
I think 138 solved the raccoon puzzle.
VenomxD 0
101 whyy are you stalkking him in the first place?! and honestlyy does it reallyy matter it's his life soo fuckk off he's happyy everyyone is entitled to at least that ... wait I thinkk it's the one where she ripped the racoon off cuz she thought it was fake lol
Hamsterzilla 0
29: I hope u know that about every teen these days has a piercing on their face. I'm getting snakebites soon(: hate on that, bitch!
wmertz15 0
punch her in the face
PATR0CUR 0
thats what you get you idiot, thats why you dont put shit in your face, piercings are fugly as shit and you deserved every bit of it
vtranchitella14 3
147, I hope you know that you're incorrect. studies have shown that only 26% of all teens have facial piercings. Also, you are an ignorant douche.
supitscodey 0
haha I thought it said he pierced his elbow :P