Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
Savie_Anna 0
89- i have a sister nd I doubt ud still think that
ATL_chris 6
115 i have one too, don't worry
kalemlalonde 0
bbbbbiiiittttcccchhhh
dinosauring 0
my girlfriend has a stud in her nose, and it's pretty sexy, TBH. she wants me to get my lip done, but idk
sazamey 0
68 is gorgeous.
charlcielove 0
actually in 2010 it's a bit of an economic crisis and it's nearly impossible to get a job someplace without knowing someone that already works there. and honestly unless you are a tattoo artist, there are very few places that would hire you if you have piercings and tattoos all over. it's unprofessional and ugly.
joshhhhdudeyeah 0
ydi for getting a stupid piercing
NatDancer2010 0
ouuchh :/
kbobcat 0
INN THHAA FFAACCCEEE!!!!
veilinne 0
I would have picked up your sister and chucked her into an empty swimming pool. But that's just me.
the_Flirt 0
wow ouch