By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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DreBeezy 9

So how was your first time?

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hebron77 0

that's rather awkward.

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AidensHorizon 4

So are you available then ;)

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s1im5hady 0

Physically impossible. Unless they shoved their shoe inside your ******

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chosha_fml 26

Only by the stupidest definition if virginity ever. You're still a virgin, you nitwit.

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aruam365 24

A very similar thing happened to me when I was like 8-9... the only good thing is when you have sex, it doesn't hurt including the first time.

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cetlawizard 15

I hope you're not speaking from experience on the part about having sex because you're too young until you're 18, & btw...midwifing is easy, giving birth yourself vaginally to a baby is far worse a pain than getting kicked in the crotch, especially if you get pregnant as a teen. Not hating, just saying.

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KhronicSmoke 2

Did you make an orgasmic face and everything????

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FrogInTheShadows 15

Popped cherry does not equal lost virginity

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suckmineplz 0

in Soviet Russia, the shoe loses it's virginity to you!

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