By gassy - 12/02/2013 14:18 - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
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old09 11
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They're invisible I swear!

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rattusrattus 18
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! You can't let your boyfriend know that you're a human being with bodily functions! He will never want one of those! Your relationship is doomed! *clutches pearls, swoons*

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lilhellian 26

Omg did nike make them.. They are so like gonna be the latest fad.. Where can I get a pair...

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porcupineattack1 5

Listen man i know you saw your chance for the first comment but if you got nothin just don't comment.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

#8 I love your pic. That is all.

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sarah6786 14
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There were no shoes.

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iOceanus 18

19: There's this thing on the internet, don't know if you've heard, it's called sarcasm.

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soph_volleyball 11
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That wasn't even funny tho...

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jojimugo 20

Don't do that....

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Codezlol 21
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Nike Air Force 1, pumps son. PUMPS!!

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Harpy20 24
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Girl's don't fart! Lies built on LIES.

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old09 11
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They're invisible I swear!

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camsterjoe 12
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The invisa-shoe! For three payments of $19.95 you too can blame your shoes on social accidents. Call now and you will get the invisa-socks to go with your new shoes!

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ironichalibut 24
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They're spray on shoes, I swear! They're totally real, I saw it on the Internet.

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igive 29
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At first I thought you were talking about the farts being invisible.

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wlddog 14

70, How often are your farts visible?

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DogsPaw 16
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Cartoon farts!

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tjv3 10

People fart that's life . If you hold it in then you will just let it all out when you sleep

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Hi, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER AMAZING PRODUCT!

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klimpomppp 9
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90-mine are just a green fog...why do you ask?

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jawztheshark 6
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Maybe you shouldn't feed your shoes so many beans

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Jaevwyn 17
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Guys, Brussel Sprouts :)

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ICastillo 24
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Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!!

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CheeseTron 15

Bla bla.. Electric eel.. Bla bla bla window seal!

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iammeorami 25

holy fuck cake your totally right

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Twisted_Angel 17

Lmfao!!! I can only imagine what the look on his face was... now he just thinks your feet smell like ass. good work.

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zingline89 18

"Oh and I was making egg salad too before you got here. "

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jetsown08 21
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I don't think her boyfriend will be interested in any salad after this, even if it's tossed.

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rattusrattus 18
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! You can't let your boyfriend know that you're a human being with bodily functions! He will never want one of those! Your relationship is doomed! *clutches pearls, swoons*

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zombieslayer83 19

After all everyone poops, Well poots, in this case.

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rogerdodgeroz 4

Yeah girls don't fart ..

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Judahsh 8
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Might be true, he knows she does, yet its impolite.

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happle 21
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I'll think twice before letting gas escape my body next time.

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teareb 9
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Maybe not the best excuse, but don't worry about it everyone farts it's only natural.

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ICastillo 24
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Aww screw it OP when you have to drop a bomb, well bombs away.

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mydadpulledout 17
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come on noor, I hold you to a higher standard of commenting than that!

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ICastillo 24
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It didn't work ^^

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Omfgitsmia 15

Well, everyone does it. That is embarrassibg though. You'll laugh about it later.

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happle 21
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"Hey babe, remember that time I farted? Lololol" So classy.

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