Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
allinicolesmh
United States
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
Austin
United States
Communication breakdown
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
FML
United Kingdom
Communication breakdown
Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. Twenty minutes into the job, I was told, "Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go." Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML
morningbirdie
Drunk level: 2000
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
piece of crap car
Portland, United States
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Broken Leg, Broken Job
Today, I was fired for not having a reliable mode of transportation. I’ve only had to take the bus recently because three days ago, my boss’s son was messing around in the parking garage, lost control, and totaled my car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML
Joey
United States
Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML
Top comments
crzyry 6
Don't take him, problem solved! Damn I'm good.
NorfolkDude 2
This sounds awfully like that show "That 70's Show."
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NorfolkDude 2
This sounds awfully like that show "That 70's Show."
youaresofucked 0
tell 'im to **** OFF
RushFanatic 0
Haha! That's exactly what I was thinking!
gods_hunter10 0
yea! If he is going to fire his emploey, it's not like he should have the ex-emploey drive him to work. tell him to Get his other ex emploey to drive him to his MOTHER ****** JOB!!!
Mx1 2
Thats exactly what I woulda said
crzyry 6
Don't take him, problem solved! Damn I'm good.
Urbanchiller 0
Work is a professional setting, if someone deserves to be fired, well he should be. Driving father to work is a family affair. Oil and water.
detritornado 0
now you start charging him for your new taxiing business
Erranty 0
and if that doesn't work charge him for gas.
HiddenAce91 6
@ #3 I agree with him. Tell him if he wants you to take him to work $10 for gas. and idk let's say $35-$45 for making him use the time you should be using to find a new job thanks to his ass.
waterynuggets 0
Yep, charge his ass for gas and general services.
kiltguy 0
Tell him you're busy... looking for a new job.
farflungfloyd 0
Why were you fired?
Sakke 4
Just don't. ;)
aoi_azarashi 0
drive super slow and make him late for work
PeopleRSoDumb 0
Be busy lookin for a new job when he needs a ride, very conveniently..
Jimboom 12
Tell him to walk!
Luckster 0
Simple revenge has already been pointed out several times. Although, if your own father fired you, it was probably for a good reason...