Facts, feelings…

By Jimbob - 28/09/2020 17:01 - United States - Austin

Today, I went on a first date. It started out OK, but halfway through he began "debating" me, talking just like Ben Shapiro. I thought he was joking, or at least satirising the worst way you could talk during a date. I was wrong; he was serious. I'm still not sure what set him off, but I couldn't get a word in edgeways in after that. FML
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tounces7 27

So as far as I can tell, you're also a guy, which makes it really strange that he worships Ben Shapiro....he isn't exactly someone a gay person would typically idolize....

You should have talked back like Ben Stiller, Ben Affleck and Ben Franklin. All those will turn him into a has-Ben.

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You should have talked back like Ben Stiller, Ben Affleck and Ben Franklin. All those will turn him into a has-Ben.

I suggest that at least until the US election is over that you pre-screen your dates that be politically compatible with your views. Otherwise you are going to have some miserable dates.

tounces7 27

So as far as I can tell, you're also a guy, which makes it really strange that he worships Ben Shapiro....he isn't exactly someone a gay person would typically idolize....

there's plenty of "mylos" in the world and the sex on this app is wrong a lot