Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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missL1z 5
Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
kristindabomb 12
Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
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Comments (174)
missL1z 5
Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
ikickgingers 15
Seems legit.
banman12321 6
Who doesn't fall for an accent. Just sayin.
monkeys1315 0
Thinking on his toes haha!!
enonymous 8
Did he pull out the Fake mustache and glasses too?
Neopets_dot_com 0
Tell him big dicks in your ass is bad for your health.
EvilPotato 14
Ok, that's just too funny.
shannon1029 4
That's dedication
shannon1029 4
That's dedication
shannon1029 4
That's dedication
tjv3 10
hahaha
nalia18 8
lets just be glad you didnt fall for it. so it makes up for dating a loser in the end.
Remegy 3
"Oh hai Lisa. Ees not actually me, but my twin brother Mark. I did not cheat on you, I did nawt!" I know I know, the plot of that movie is almost the exact opposite.
darkblitz_fml 0
He's a keeper
larry12693 1
by "usual excuses" do u mean that he's done it before?? if so then u shoulda dumped him a looooooong time ago
dre_bro11 12
127, no, that would just mean the 'usual excuses' used by people who cheat on their partners.
SmirkingRevenge_fml 7
122- Worst. Movie. Ever.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
wow, what a jerk!
speshlk37 13
E for effort. His last name wouldn't happen to be Costanza by any chance, would it?
Keyman1212 14
OP, get rid of him! Damn, this isn't the first time he's cheated.
fanceh 10
A for effort. F for execution.
Iheartfunny 1
A for creativity but hes gonna have to practice that accent. Maybe an english one there easier to pull of and much more believable if they work. Sadly all togethar preformance was unsatisfactory. tsk tsk the youth of today
Iheartfunny 1
but seriously op that sucks but keep in mind there might be the slim possiblity that your boyfriend actually does have a long lost twin with a funny accent. Not likely though
fatme2012 7
That is the oldest trick in the book. FYL.
kristindabomb 12
Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
prinzess_fml 25
My thoughts exactly Or maybe she meant "the excuses people usually come up with in that sort of situation"
chickenwalrus 14
I agree... i hope its ex boyfriend now. if he cheats on you and makes an excuse like that its time for you to find a new twin brother :)
jmtmxer 0
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her.She won't believe me when I told her It was my twin brother that I've recently just met who lives in Europe. FML
DeathBunny218 37
I bet they're going to remain long lost twins once ur (ex) boyfriend finds out that he's the reason you're dumping him :
Snickahs 0
I hate when that happens
lakebitch01 0
Wow. Did you recently have stupid tattooed on your forehead? To think he could get away with it by far is ridiculous.
enonymous 8
I really wanted this to be a serious question
borkchop1992 15
wow thats so clever
_streets_ 19
Kick him out and tell him to really get lost.
9895002 0
Like make him a sandwich.
Wynthos 2
YDI for not performing the proper services that are expected of you.
Happy_Tristan 2
Well, you gotta dump 'im, you deserve better. But he gets credit at least for creativity.