Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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missL1z
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Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
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kristindabomb
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Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
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missL1z
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Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
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ikickgingers
| 15
Seems legit.
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banman12321
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Who doesn't fall for an accent. Just sayin.
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monkeys1315
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Thinking on his toes haha!!
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enonymous
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Did he pull out the Fake mustache and glasses too?
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Neopets_dot_com
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Tell him big dicks in your ass is bad for your health.
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EvilPotato
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Ok, that's just too funny.
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shannon1029
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That's dedication
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shannon1029
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That's dedication
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shannon1029
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That's dedication
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StormfrontX33_fml
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Was it French?
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tjv3
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hahaha
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nalia18
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lets just be glad you didnt fall for it. so it makes up for dating a loser in the end.
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Remegy
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"Oh hai Lisa. Ees not actually me, but my twin brother Mark. I did not cheat on you, I did nawt!"
I know I know, the plot of that movie is almost the exact opposite.
I know I know, the plot of that movie is almost the exact opposite.
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darkblitz_fml
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He's a keeper
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larry12693
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by "usual excuses" do u mean that he's done it before?? if so then u shoulda dumped him a looooooong time ago
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dre_bro11
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127, no, that would just mean the 'usual excuses' used by people who cheat on their partners.
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122- Worst. Movie. Ever.
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Kiirst_mt1994
| 26
wow, what a jerk!
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speshlk37
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E for effort. His last name wouldn't happen to be Costanza by any chance, would it?
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Keyman1212
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OP, get rid of him! Damn, this isn't the first time he's cheated.
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fanceh
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A for effort. F for execution.
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Iheartfunny
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A for creativity but hes gonna have to practice that accent.
Maybe an english one there easier to pull of and much more believable if they work.
Sadly all togethar preformance was unsatisfactory. tsk tsk the youth of today
Maybe an english one there easier to pull of and much more believable if they work.
Sadly all togethar preformance was unsatisfactory. tsk tsk the youth of today
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Iheartfunny
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but seriously op that sucks but keep in mind there might be the slim possiblity that your boyfriend actually does have a long lost twin with a funny accent. Not likely though
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fatme2012
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That is the oldest trick in the book. FYL.
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kristindabomb
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Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
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prinzess_fml
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My thoughts exactly
Or maybe she meant "the excuses people usually come up with in that sort of situation"
Or maybe she meant "the excuses people usually come up with in that sort of situation"
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chickenwalrus
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I agree... i hope its ex boyfriend now. if he cheats on you and makes an excuse like that its time for you to find a new twin brother :)
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jmtmxer
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her.She won't believe me when I told her It was my twin brother that I've recently just met who lives in Europe. FML
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DeathBunny218
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I bet they're going to remain long lost twins once ur (ex) boyfriend finds out that he's the reason you're dumping him :
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Snickahs
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I hate when that happens
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lakebitch01
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Wow. Did you recently have stupid tattooed on your forehead? To think he could get away with it by far is ridiculous.
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enonymous
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I really wanted this to be a serious question
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borkchop1992
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wow thats so clever
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_streets_
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Kick him out and tell him to really get lost.
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9895002
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Like make him a sandwich.
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Wynthos
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YDI for not performing the proper services that are expected of you.
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Happy_Tristan
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Well, you gotta dump 'im, you deserve better. But he gets credit at least for creativity.