Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
patrickalamo 47
Keeping it all in the family
stepymac 15
Dumped his ass dumped his ass dump he's dumb mother freaking ass
TormundGiantBane 3
Hamsterbation is strong in this thread.
Stumblebum30 5
It IS sex OP. it's just a different form of it. That's why they call it oral sex.
auctiongirl 10
It sucks when you cannot have an opinion without some ass taking what you said and running with it. Dump his sorry ass and keep an eye on your so called sister.
day624 14
Having trouble understanding how she deserved this.. Everyone is voting ydi but honestly no one deserves this type of betrayal from their boyfriend and ESPECIALLY sister
TormundGiantBane 3
You argued it wasn't cheatingv then complained that he followed through on your logic? Good lord, women really are no better than high functioning children.
sofiery 9
Re-read the FML. She said oral sex isn't sex, not oral sex wasn't cheating. Unless you, like OP's boyfriend, consider only sex cheating (and from your sexist comment, maybe you are), you have seriously misunderstood this FML.
DivaDemona 6
Right, just go ahead and judge all women based on one woman's mistake. Cause we're all the same right? You are a ******* idiot.
TormundGiantBane 3
Tsk tsk. Shaming language and hamsterbation. 2/2, "ladies". @2: I'm soooo sorry. I forgot I need to put up a disclaimer before all sentences that say "Except for you, you special little snowflake." Your rationalization neurons are going apoplectic. @1: It's not sex. Boyfriend proceeds to not have sex. He's cheating, but in what manner? Emotionally? You hypergamous 'tards need to have "real" sex more, you might calm down a little. Fight the patriarchy!
gracehi 31
Obvious troll is obvious...and stupid.
coolbrony12 3
What was that old saying? Tongue in the hole is worth one on the dick? Think so. At least in this case.
LemonLolly 10
The second word of 'oral sex' is 'sex'. YES, IT COUNTS AS SEX. Stupid
NOOBSQUAD 0
Oral is considered sex because it's considered sodomy (however you spell it). If you don't believe me look it up.