NOOBSQUAD

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About Noobsquad

Name is Nathan, up and coming comedian, spend most of my time at McDonalds cleaning toilets, making burgers, fries, oh and placing my penis inside the happy meal and waiting for hot single moms to play with the toy. •_- Actually about me -My favorite TV shows are Futurama and Aqua Something You Know Whatever ( yes that's it's new name) - I like to read FML while I poop - I haven't had sex since last year (as of 1/1/12) - Update to previous fact, had sex (1/3/12) - I like women - Once I get a little money from comedy, I'm gonna start a toiletry business because everyone needs toilet paper to ____ their ____ - As a kid I always thought I was gonna be a astronaut or in the CIA, occupation= shitty comedian. - I honestly don't know why people find my stand up funny, It must just be the atmosphere. Favorite commentators -ManInTheMachine -NoorFml -Perdix -Kyleekay -squeakychipmunk -Reddox I don't find doc bastard very funny but I respect him for being so known.

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Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD