About Noobsquad

Name is Nathan, up and coming comedian, spend most of my time at McDonalds cleaning toilets, making burgers, fries, oh and placing my penis inside the happy meal and waiting for hot single moms to play with the toy. •_- Actually about me -My favorite TV shows are Futurama and Aqua Something You Know Whatever ( yes that's it's new name) - I like to read FML while I poop - I haven't had sex since last year (as of 1/1/12) - Update to previous fact, had sex (1/3/12) - I like women - Once I get a little money from comedy, I'm gonna start a toiletry business because everyone needs toilet paper to ____ their ____ - As a kid I always thought I was gonna be a astronaut or in the CIA, occupation= shitty comedian. - I honestly don't know why people find my stand up funny, It must just be the atmosphere. Favorite commentators -ManInTheMachine -NoorFml -Perdix -Kyleekay -squeakychipmunk -Reddox I don't find doc bastard very funny but I respect him for being so known.

Noobsquad - Followers

Noobsquad - Followed


Noobsquad's FML badges

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.


You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The list of badges to find

Noobsquad's favorite FMLs

kalikanna tells us more.

kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD