Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
jer_36 10
They are both dumbasses. The chick for believing that oral sex isn't sex. It has sex in the name for a reason honey. This dumb bitch is just as stupid as those chicks who have anal sex because they believe it isn't sex and will still be a virgin at the end. And the guy is a dumbass and asshole for being that stubborn to prove his point. So your girlfriend is dumb as a doorknob then you dump her and move on. No need to **** her sister. Its idiots like these that need to stop populating our planet.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Slowly standing up and applauding. You said exactly what I wanted to say.
iamsami24 5
Kinda harsh, but I agree, too. Why you even debate about such a thing is beyond me, the word sex is there, but I still think that nobody deserves to get cheated on, especially if it's predetermined, from the looks of it.
EpicFail1520 16
Ouch, but yeah, that is sex.
interesting33 36
It is still cheating. Unless they had an agreement but it doesn't really sound like it!
ucoolgirl31 20
I will never ever be able to understand how you're own sibling could do that to you. It's worse that you're bf or gf cheating on you.
havocmike 3
and that's what you get for being a *****. though, this story sounds made uo
davek 36
Your life sucks... and so does your sister. Badum-tish.
Flaggfox 1
So your plan to blow other guts behind your boyfriend's back backfired. You want sympathy or something?
flutter4 7
Your sister is a bitch and your boyfriend is a douche. Just saying but I'm sure you already know.
Mandar1 0
Oral sex is sex, hence why it says sex after oral. Missed health class that day? Oh, and your boyfriend sucks. Get a new one who isn't a douchebag.
KiddNYC1O 20
Is a bukkake session considered sex?