Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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PhishloverA 14
Just because oral isn't sex it's still cheating. FYL
littlevalley 6
Anyone saying oral sex isn't sex seems to have the concept of intercourse and sex confused. Intercourse is one way of having sex, but there are many others too. Such as oral sex, anal sex, masturbation (yes, you can have sex with yourself), group sex, group masturbation, "handjobs", phone sex, "sexting" etc.
buttonsfandango 3
Sorry, you brought it on yourself dumb shit. Oral SEX! Did the fact that sex was in the name that it might be considered sex? Just maybe? How about you take a damn sex education class and get a new boyfriend.
mowmowlife 21
It's not intercourse but it does fall under my definition of sex. Your ex is a petty dirtbag, hope you find someone who gives you all the not-sex you want.
onorexveritas 23
what a dumbass
alpacamybooks 11
There is no reason for you to have so many YDIs. You do not deserve to be cheated on. I'm very sorry for you. Everyone who click YDI is a jerk.
stereochick16 1
It is definatley sex. I stand with this because there is something in your pussy, or on his dick.
Randomgurl27Q 4
Well he shouldn't cheat. But it is considered sex medically and furthermore oral SEX it has sex in the name for a reason. You're an idiot and if you insisted on it to the point he did that you probably deserved it.
fullmetalmutt 2
to me oral sex isnt sex but still sexual activity. thats why it has sex in it to shorten oral sexually. i may be dumb but o well. at least not as dumb as her boyfriend thinking thats not cheating. of course thats cheating. just talking dirty to another girl/boy is.
rickAUS 22
So many illiterate idiots posting YDI after claiming OP wrote that sex isn't cheating, what the hell? OP doesn't deserve to get cheated on for saying oral sex isn't sex. Personally, unless there is something like 'oral' or 'anal' before 'sex' I'm going to assume the person is talking about actual intercourse when they mention sex. The use of oral sex makes the distinction that no penetration of the ****** (with a penis) occurred and therefore no intercourse took place (i.e. sex) which basically just makes it a sexual activity much like masturbation and foreplay (which for most people involves oral sex before getting on to actual sex). You have things like phone sex, sexting and so forth which involves no intercourse and exists purely to get both parties sexually aroused and in many cases masturbating during said process for release that sexual build up. But again they have sex in there but no sex occurred. Try and umbrella them all you want as 'sex' but they are all different and should not be categorized as the same thing unless you're using 'sexual activity', or similar, in which case go right ahead. cliffs/tl;dr: Take a minute of your time and read it, don't be lazy, then feel free to comment and or lay on the hate, I'm really not phased either way.
5t3ff1k4h 44
fazed*
iamsami24 5
Isn't it still the thought of doing something intimate with someone considered part of the sexual activity? Like, kissing, for instance, it's bad enough that you're in a relationship and kiss someone else, but to have intimate, pre-leading sexual activities is worse, like kissing and groping or 2nd base. It all goes down to what you really consider, but hey, the word SEX is there, if not the actual intercourse, it's the thought leading up to it. Either way, it's still cheating.