By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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woainishamu 21
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Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.

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Crazc 15
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bite his dick

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Crazc 15
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bite his dick

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speakersboom 19
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But then she'd be talking with her mouth full, which is just ill-mannered.

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xElitexGamer 5
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Crazc 15
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#17 not necessarily, just bite the tip

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James_is_Mexican 25
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It could have been worse, he could have slowly put his dick in your mouth while you were talking...

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Alvarortor 14
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That's probably a fetish for someone... *looks at reader*

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PIGaming 21
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WTF IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?!

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adrianh1090 12
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Wtf are you guys talking about biting dicks.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

tell him to stop being a dick

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sonictardis 8
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Why do I feel like I'm on tumblr?

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Crazc 15
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dont be a dick about how bad my second comment was

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ramseytt69 8
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Well did you assist him? Or did you slap him and tell him to be mature?

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ironik69 31

Or she could have slapped him and told him to be premature.

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King_paradox 22
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You deserve more + votes

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nchic01 17
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i wouldn't put up with that personally

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woainishamu 21
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Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.

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MomentoMori 23
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Wow, that's both immature and inconsiderate. Sorry you had to put up with that.

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Kamon97 23
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She could always dump the prick why put up with someone so insensitive and rude when there are tons of better guys out there

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niallo 23
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Actually, I think that was his polite way of saying "Shut Up".

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iwadasn 32
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I don't think you actually know what "polite" means.

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speakersboom 19
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Well that's an odd way to say you're bored...

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sig4life 18
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Absolutely. He didn't cum over to hear about the drama.

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skatergal99 17
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That's rather awkward...

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sig4life 18
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It would be really awkward if they were in the living room.

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Welshite 39
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Your name is fitting, I guess. Jack and Jill always go together. He took it a bit too literally though.

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olpally 32

What an ignorant asshat. Family comes first, not him.

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speakersboom 19
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I think he came first in this situation .-.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

In more ways than one..

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blcksocks 19

Always Keep your story interesting, if it is not interesting enough then throw some random shocking words like "and then my sister got naked" ...that will get some attention

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Not_Impressed13 9
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OP probably tried that.. hence the jacking off.

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