bite his dick

But then she'd be talking with her mouth full, which is just ill-mannered.

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#17 not necessarily, just bite the tip

It could have been worse, he could have slowly put his dick in your mouth while you were talking...

That's probably a fetish for someone... *looks at reader*

WTF IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?!

Wtf are you guys talking about biting dicks.

tell him to stop being a dick

Why do I feel like I'm on tumblr?

dont be a dick about how bad my second comment was

Well did you assist him? Or did you slap him and tell him to be mature?

Or she could have slapped him and told him to be premature.

You deserve more + votes

i wouldn't put up with that personally

Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.

Wow, that's both immature and inconsiderate. Sorry you had to put up with that.

She could always dump the prick why put up with someone so insensitive and rude when there are tons of better guys out there

Actually, I think that was his polite way of saying "Shut Up".

I don't think you actually know what "polite" means.

Well that's an odd way to say you're bored...

Absolutely. He didn't cum over to hear about the drama.

That's rather awkward...

It would be really awkward if they were in the living room.

Your name is fitting, I guess. Jack and Jill always go together. He took it a bit too literally though.

What an ignorant asshat. Family comes first, not him.

I think he came first in this situation .-.

In more ways than one..

Always Keep your story interesting, if it is not interesting enough then throw some random shocking words like "and then my sister got naked" ...that will get some attention

OP probably tried that.. hence the jacking off.