Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
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lovelymistake23 0
Don't offer if you don't want him to suggest someone.
FoundManyLemons 0
You brought that up in the middle of sex? Really?
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Comments (92)
lovelymistake23 0
Don't offer if you don't want him to suggest someone.
White667 0
I agree. Also, if you have a hot sister surely that must've been obvious.
Vanita 1
That could be a point (although I believe that he could have been a little more careful) ... but her sister? Either he expects the two girls to only have fun with him (not with each other) or he expects the sisters to ... nevermind, he's an idiot.
truelyawesome 0
ur a *****
saricaste 21
Yeah but come on, that's incest.
Silentknight 0
you asked...
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Bluff successfully called.
Amalgamut 0
I been trying to do this for years with my sister in law. FML
khung835 6
me too :( she is crazily hot
BigD3452 6
Same here haha never give up ; )
FoundManyLemons 0
You brought that up in the middle of sex? Really?
ladiesman14 0
i like my girlfriends sisters too.
cmac86 23
ydi on so many levels.
Playdate 0
I understand the whole suggesting it thing . . . but your sister??!! That is wrong on way too many levels
kindness 0
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wtf is wrong with you. YDI. he clearly doesn't love you. but you clearly don't love him either if you suggested that!
mrssuarez2011 12
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^agreed
anonacs 0
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***** But really you both want something other than what you can offer eachother, so don't be a ******* hypocrite.
RobboXD 5
I think it's more to do with the fact he wants her to have a threesome with her sister then just another chick...
badluckalex 23
also, what op did doesn't make her a *****...