Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
Marlon16 6
I say you whoop his ass then you whoop your sisters ass twice as hard
Kitsi 14
Firstly, it's got sex in the name. Sex is indeed much more than penetration. YDI for telling him it wasn't sex. Maybe he started the debate for exactly this reason. you dug your own hole my dear.
GypsyRover 0
He was probably just eating her out. Don't worry,it's not sex. Ydi. By your definition it's ok. The best part is it was your sister.lol I bet your sister is smarter also!
flutter4 7
WTF... That's kinda harsh don't you think?
eatingrainbow 3
why does it matter if he did or didnt have sex with her sister the point it that he did something wrong with her sister. even if you dont think it was sex, kissing isnt sex and im sure she would hate to walk in on him and her sister kissing. just because by her definition it wasnt sex doesnt mean its okay.
tinkdatank 15
You kinda set yourself up for that, but sorry OP
cat0720 9
If you can get an STD from it, it's sex. Also you should break up with him or at least have a serious conversation and explain that he's immature and you don't want to be with such a douche.
cat0720 9
Kissing isn't sex but it's cheating.
capslockisgood 19
Oral SEX isn't sex?
animal50199 10
OP I would have said, "hon I have a question for you. Do you consider me having sex with your best friend as cheating? Because if you do I have a confession...."
sjohnson459 4
Um wow in all sex talks the teacher ALWAYS SAY ORAL SEX IS CONSIDERED SEX what is the world intelligence coming to