YDI bitch

You selfish bitch, I would have grabbed the phone and told your sister to fuck off untill I was done screwing you. This is a ydi all the way

today when we were having sex my girlfriend, she picked up the phone, and had a long conversation with her sister when we were still doing it. FML :))))

I love how most women refer to it as making love whereas most of us guys call it f**king

YDI for expecting him to stop.

why the F*CK wouldn't he finish? I mean Damnnn. Call your bitch backk afterr yourr man cums at least. If you don't wanna finishh because of the phone I'm sure he's fine with that;)

why do you double the last letters of some of your words- surely it just adds extra effort.

I've noticed that too. It's funny though, because at the moment, it's the opposite with my boyfriend and I.

56 has it right, I knew somebody would have to give the alternate FML for this one. F your boyfriend's life for having you answer the phone during sex. Although, FYL if there are actually "consequences" for not answering a call from your sister. That's the sign of a bigger problem.

Lol "his in it to win it"? haha,i cant say otherwise

U have a pretty eye color!:)

We?! Lol

your second..

Are you having an orgasm? Or are you taking it up the ass?

can't it be both?

how mayb she young n her sister a snitch ooorrrrr.... how would that conversation go ? hi how was yhur ooooooooo my gaaawwwd

Ur picture is all I read

Honestly 156 do YOU even know what you meant to type??

now i see why people say that owners eventually resemble their pets .

^ahahahahahaha

wowq

lol @31

how is sex a bad idea? are you just gonna live your days as a loney old crazy cat person?

She means both at once.... ...

I don't think she did....

Trust me. She did.

really? >.>

No, I think he was being sarcastic

your life sucks is at 1337 lol

OMG U actually put an emoticon. and irs a FUNNY expression! rare

....Not that rare.

But there would have been "consequences", oh scary and don't call the OP Shirley :P

#18, Just because she offers helpful advice in here doesn't mean she's never serious. She's made me lol a few times :)

McMan, I'd say the OP should man up then. But she's a woman, so what's the woman equivalent?

Let's Google it :D *Clears Throat* "Toughen Up" "Step Up" "Grow Up" And uh what happened to my other comment D:

They're all appropriate, but I was trying to think of a woman specific one. Clearly that was my downfall... :P

^To summarize #74: "You're annoying because you think!"

Ashtin, do you just analyse my comments?

Put on her big girl panties. :]

first 4 letters I just figured that look i'm in grade 6 don't hurt me please

That's the one, Irish. (Though in this case the OP wouldn't necessarily want her panties on... But we'll ignore that. :P)

Cinn I love your comments. Ashten84, stop being so bitchy and go fuck yourself.

lmao, moneyshot ftw