By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 19:17 - United States

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Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.

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gracehi 31

Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Counter with a *******...

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ya my sister did the same thing to me. . except he was my fiance. **** family.

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UserOfTheMind 24

Ouch. That sucks op! I hope you dumped him.

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KeannaLove 32

Yeah it just rubbed OP the wrong way.

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kmaheynoway 25

It rubbed her boyfriend the right way, though.

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anonymous100000 17

and disowned your sister

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mackdeezy 22

Welp, ive got to hand it to your sister... not cool at all Although, not as much as she's handing it to your boyfriend.

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kstephens2326 15

Aww that sucks so bad. Not only is he a jerk but your sister doing something like that to you also. I'm sorry op

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JayVicious 20

her sister is a jerk for jerking him off

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PSYqualiac 17

#53 What a jerk off!

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jkp1291 25

Actually that's a pretty good question. If the ******* gonna cheat, he better 'cheat.' Now it's just awkward.

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Ms_ValS 27

Yeah if only he had ****** her sister on the dinner table while the family ate. Then she'd have a reason to be angry.

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JayVicious 20

well that would be dinner and a show.

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badgercheese94 16

Actually its better for the cheater to only get a handjob in a real situation, as it is less likely to get an STD which could be transferred to the girlfriend

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mackdeezy 22

I think you're being a tad too hopeful OP still wants to be with this guy, much less **** this guy

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Mauskau 35

If it's a handjob why even bother? Just do it yourself :s

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maximus_prime 24

His name might be Hancock and her sister misunderstood.

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_kyleG_ 34

Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.

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lochiamochia 25

If OP's sister is in middle or high school, it would make more sense that she may start off at a hand job. But it's hard to imagine that they hadn't been together prior to this event.

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smokecloud_ 37

You're missing the point, 49. They make broccoli soda?!

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jerryj 27

The public disagrees. The internets is still up for grabs!

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BamBAmGG 14

I in fact love cheating my diet with broccoli soda! You stand corrected sir

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slackerjoe 22

Hey, you can only judge what you have experience with, right? lol good luck in the future figuring out which is better.

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Laylette 21

is your girlfriend awful at them? how would a hand be better than. mouth?

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slackerjoe 22

How do you know that OP doesn't deserve just such a person?

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gracehi 31

Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?

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False_Stupidity 41

A slime ball, but I guess even slime balls have their standards.

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triformed 14

Ah sorry but this is probally isn't there first time, dump him.

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BrotherPhil 35

Or join in. Just snuggle up the other side and say "He specially likes it if you..."

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WitEluded 13

That's a totally legitimate question... I wondered the same thing.

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