By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 477
You deserved it 4 094

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.

Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?

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incoherentrmblr 21
1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ya my sister did the same thing to me. . except he was my fiance. **** family.

Ouch. That sucks op! I hope you dumped him.

KeannaLove 32

Yeah it just rubbed OP the wrong way.

It rubbed her boyfriend the right way, though.

anonymous100000 17

Welp, ive got to hand it to your sister... not cool at all Although, not as much as she's handing it to your boyfriend.

Aww that sucks so bad. Not only is he a jerk but your sister doing something like that to you also. I'm sorry op

JayVicious 20

her sister is a jerk for jerking him off

PSYqualiac 17
jkp1291 25

Actually that's a pretty good question. If the ******* gonna cheat, he better 'cheat.' Now it's just awkward.

Yeah if only he had ****** her sister on the dinner table while the family ate. Then she'd have a reason to be angry.

JayVicious 20

well that would be dinner and a show.

Actually its better for the cheater to only get a handjob in a real situation, as it is less likely to get an STD which could be transferred to the girlfriend

I think you're being a tad too hopeful OP still wants to be with this guy, much less **** this guy

If it's a handjob why even bother? Just do it yourself :s

His name might be Hancock and her sister misunderstood.

Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.

If OP's sister is in middle or high school, it would make more sense that she may start off at a hand job. But it's hard to imagine that they hadn't been together prior to this event.

You're missing the point, 49. They make broccoli soda?!

The public disagrees. The internets is still up for grabs!

BamBAmGG 14

I in fact love cheating my diet with broccoli soda! You stand corrected sir

Hey, you can only judge what you have experience with, right? lol good luck in the future figuring out which is better.

is your girlfriend awful at them? how would a hand be better than. mouth?

How do you know that OP doesn't deserve just such a person?

Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?

A slime ball, but I guess even slime balls have their standards.

Ah sorry but this is probally isn't there first time, dump him.

Or join in. Just snuggle up the other side and say "He specially likes it if you..."

That's a totally legitimate question... I wondered the same thing.