Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Top comments
_kyleG_ 34
Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.
gracehi 31
Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?
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Comments (134)
MissyPastaCreeps 16
Wow...
incoherentrmblr 21
Counter with a *******...
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya my sister did the same thing to me. . except he was my fiance. **** family.
Miss_Whipped 43
I think he did just that.
UserOfTheMind 24
Ouch. That sucks op! I hope you dumped him.
KeannaLove 32
Yeah it just rubbed OP the wrong way.
kmaheynoway 25
It rubbed her boyfriend the right way, though.
sarahthepony 5
That's the best thing I've read all day.
anonymous100000 17
and disowned your sister
mackdeezy 22
Welp, ive got to hand it to your sister... not cool at all Although, not as much as she's handing it to your boyfriend.
kstephens2326 15
Aww that sucks so bad. Not only is he a jerk but your sister doing something like that to you also. I'm sorry op
JayVicious 20
her sister is a jerk for jerking him off
PSYqualiac 17
#53 What a jerk off!
jkp1291 25
Actually that's a pretty good question. If the ******* gonna cheat, he better 'cheat.' Now it's just awkward.
Ms_ValS 27
Yeah if only he had ****** her sister on the dinner table while the family ate. Then she'd have a reason to be angry.
jkp1291 25
Exactly
JayVicious 20
well that would be dinner and a show.
badgercheese94 16
Actually its better for the cheater to only get a handjob in a real situation, as it is less likely to get an STD which could be transferred to the girlfriend
mackdeezy 22
I think you're being a tad too hopeful OP still wants to be with this guy, much less **** this guy
Mauskau 35
If it's a handjob why even bother? Just do it yourself :s
gary8082 14
What a jerk off!
maximus_prime 24
His name might be Hancock and her sister misunderstood.
_kyleG_ 34
Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.
lochiamochia 25
If OP's sister is in middle or high school, it would make more sense that she may start off at a hand job. But it's hard to imagine that they hadn't been together prior to this event.
smokecloud_ 37
You're missing the point, 49. They make broccoli soda?!
enginsteve 17
You sir, have just won the internets
jerryj 27
The public disagrees. The internets is still up for grabs!
jake_braves 25
I prefer hj's to bj's.
BamBAmGG 14
I in fact love cheating my diet with broccoli soda! You stand corrected sir
slackerjoe 22
Hey, you can only judge what you have experience with, right? lol good luck in the future figuring out which is better.
Laylette 21
is your girlfriend awful at them? how would a hand be better than. mouth?
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
You deserve someone better, OP!
slackerjoe 22
How do you know that OP doesn't deserve just such a person?
gracehi 31
Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?
Tripitaka 21
I thought the same...
False_Stupidity 41
A slime ball, but I guess even slime balls have their standards.
triformed 14
Ah sorry but this is probally isn't there first time, dump him.
duffmani 12
*their
BrotherPhil 35
Or join in. Just snuggle up the other side and say "He specially likes it if you..."
WitEluded 13
That's a totally legitimate question... I wondered the same thing.