Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
davedavedavedav 6
Whether it's sex or not sex is debatable. However, doing that to anyone else except you is cheating. He can't argue with that.
outoftown 26
78. "Whether it's sex or not sex is debatable." No, it's not. Stop adding to the stupidity.
vettle 6
Why did so many people click YDI? Because she had the conversation with him beforehand? You have the same thought process that the cheater does if you clicked YDI.
coolbrony12 3
No... No not really.
AgaveLoco 5
Oral SEX (Read the last word, please)
redmane 21
You said to read the last word. I did. It was "please". You're welcome.
areyouforcereal 7
It's FML's like these that make me glad I have a brother
areyouforcereal 7
*FMLs. Damn you autocorrect
manasstalker 7
Wow what a bastard and he clearly per-planed it...While it does not fall under sex it does fall under the sexual act of foreplay. I would have kicked him in the nuts and kicked his ass out.
Factor_fml 6
A marriage proposal isn't sex either... Still, confused to see the narrow definition of sex. There are many ways to get physically intimate, but apparently only the one that could potentially lead to conception really "counts" for OP.
mollymayan 3
Um, dump him? You deserve way better.
ultra_notorious 26
I wonder if he later told you who was better at unsex.
ryggsekk 8
oral sex is sex doumbhoe but he is a giant douche
AznSamoan52 10
Op, if I were you, I would rip his balls off then dump his sorry ass. As for the sister.............. I'll let you decide there.