Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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ungawd 3
If oral sex isn't sex why is it called oral SEX? Sounds to me u were just making an excuse to be able to suck off anyone u want. YDI.
redmane 21
Putting words to her mouth (hahaha isn't that funny it correlates with the FML... Let's move on now) was exactly how her situation was started. You just assumed she shared her opinion about oral sex so she can do exactly what her boyfriend did? You say YDI because of a situation you made up in your head. Smart, you are.
jboyajian86 1
How can you be mad? You stood firmly that it wasn't cheating
CheshireHalli 19
No, she said it wasn't sex, not that it wasn't cheating.
jlperry31 10
haha burned from ur own advice. he didnt cheat according to u. uf ur dumbenough to believe oral isnt sex then planned to be cheated on with every guy.
gracehi 31
I can't tell if you're a troll or a complete and utter moron. Both I guess.
Leslier_fml 4
Now do you consider oral sex as sex? And sorry you have a ****** up sister. I would beat her ass and kick him to the curb.
ChristineAnn58 8
I would hit him over the head with a ******* bat !!! You deserved it for being so naive and offing over than stupid concept but wow is he a shitty boyfriend and THANK GOD I do not have a sister. She wouldn't last....
Needafarm 22
If you can get any sexually transmitted diseases from any form of cheating then it's cheating and it's SEX. Take a sex ed class or use google or any other search engine. FFS. This makes me wonder how many times OP many have NOT cheated since ORAL isn't considered sex to her. Sorry it was your sister OP, but i guess he wanted to make a point and yes you need to talk to you sister. SOON.
5t3ff1k4h 44
So, sharing contaminated needles is cheating? Getting a tattoo with contaminated equipment is cheating? Accidentally letting tainted blood touch your hand, which happened to have a paper cut on it is cheating? Really? Because these are all ways you can still get a disease. Let's use HIV/AIDS for example. Blood (or other bodily fluid) transmitted. It's considered a sexually transmitted disease because surprise, surprise, the most common way to transmit the disease is through sex. But it doesn't mean contracting it by other means automatically indicates someone cheated.
jer_36 10
If you're gonna act like a smartass then at least read their comment properly. They said "from any form of cheating." Last time I checked I wouldn't be cheating if I was in a relationship with someone and I shared needles with another person and got HIV. They meant forms of cheating such things as: kissing, oral, anal, vaginal.
5t3ff1k4h 44
Ooh... I'm so sorry I offended you by missing two words. Sheesh, calm your shit. My point still stands. You don't have to cheat to get the disease; if you get the disease though, people automatically assume you cheated whether you did or you didn't.
RedPillSucks 31
What about kissing someone who was infected? Is that sex as well?
SpLo0gIeR 9
Smart guy
Somefruits 24
I wouldn't call him clever. Who cares if it's sex or not, even making out with another person is considered cheating, and kissing is certainly not sex. Either way, he's a jerk.
Cali_Italian 8
No where in this post does of say "I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered cheating." Everyone who is saying YDI keeps using the same flawed logic that that's what she said. They were talking about if it was considered sex or not. Despite her stance on that, she never said it wasn't cheating. Seems to me OP's boyfriend misinterpreted and was looking for any excuse to stick his dick in the next girl's mouth.
lowshadows 21
OP I ain't gonna sugar coat this, you're an idiot and your bf a cheater. Good combination right there so you two deserve each other.
redmane 21
She's an idiot for having a different viewpoint than yours?
jer_36 10
No she's an idiot causes she's an idiot, period. There's such things as having a different viewpoint and just being a plain dumbass. If someone told you that their viewpoint is that the earth and not the sun is the center of the solar system would u still be saying your comment? I don't freaking think so.