Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
brandoneyez1 25
So you said it wasn't sex.. You said nothing about not being cheating. So he's a jackass and you can move on and maybe your sister needs to stop flirting with your bfs.
Petunia888 13
OP-you're an idiot. And YDI.
redmane 21
Did you read the FML correctly? How exactly would she deserve it? They had a discussion. He chose to be the idiot.
ashlii13111 4
You're annoying, shut up.
Petunia888 13
201: yeah, I read it. She thinks oral sex is not sex, and now she's pissed because he cheated on her. Which he probably wouldn't have, if she hadn't have stood firm in her belief that oral sex isn't sex. Yeah, he shouldn't have cheated. But if someone thinks oral sex isn't sex, then yes, that makes them an idiot.
scottsteiner 1
apparently he isn't a keeper as well
Mademoiselle_fml 34
well they're both idiots. one doesn't understand sex and one doesn't understand boundaries.
Brilliant66star 17
Your boyfriend & your sister? Yeah, well he's obviously a jerk & not even trying to cover it up... But, what about her???
lelo007 11
First of all, yes, the boyfriend, hopefully ex by now, needs pins and needles shoved into his urethra. Secondly, if I were in this situation, I would be boiling mad at my sister. Now, I'm a firm believer that violence is not the answer, especially when it comes to a male. This, could make an exception for. But now you'll have a story to tell at family reunions so that your family will look at your sister as if she's walking around with a neon sign flashing "Nasty **** *****" above her head!
lawinglovesyouu 0
holy shit, violent much? hell yeah I'd be pissed at my sister and probably wouldn't talk to her for a while, but at the end of day your family, that doesn't make what she did okay but God tells us to forgive the ones who cause us pain, at the end of the day you'll be a better person and a better sister.
lelo007 11
Oh.. No, I'm not a violent person. I just like to think violent thoughts. It keeps me from being a violent person :)
Coccinelle_fml 15
Please explain to me why this post got so many YDIs. So you think that because according to her, oral sex isn't sex, it was ok for her boyfriend to cheat on her with her sister? Something is seriously wrong with people nowadays.
pseudolife 4
According to OP, oral sex is not sex. Therefore her ideology was interpreted by her boyfriend as performing this act with her and anyone else as acceptable since it's not sex. How can he cheat on the girlfriend, when she is the one that believes oral sex is not sex. OP's ideology got her in this mess, but the boyfriend is an asshole because he knew better but he used OP's ideology as a shield to act out. So regardless of who the boyfriend has oral sex with, it's not consider cheating because he is not having sex according to OP's ideology.
gracehi 31
68, I absolutely agree 100%. There are so many dumb asses on this site it makes my head hurt sometimes.
withered 30
Your argument is shit. There are a lot of acts of intimacy that are not considered sex yet it is considered cheating unless you have open relationship - like making out with someone else than your partner. He did not cheat because of their "argument". He cheated because he is a bad person. The argument had nothing to do with it. Do you think he went "Oh, I'll preform oral on every person I see behind my partner's back! That will show her!"? It's stupid to think that.
withered 30
Your argument is shit. There are a lot of acts of intimacy that are not considered sex yet it is considered cheating unless you have open relationship - like making out with someone else than your partner. He did not cheat because of their "argument". He cheated because he is a bad person. The argument had nothing to do with it. Do you think he went "Oh, I'll preform oral on every person I see behind my partner's back! That will show her!"? It's stupid to think that.
CrazyGiirlfriend 0
You have to kill her now.
mintyfressh 0
Not good
ailsaz 2
So many idiots in the comments. So if oral sex isn't sex, the guy's not a cheater? Kissing isn't sex either, yet he shouldn't be kissing other girls if he has a girlfriend. Dating isn't sex either, yet he shouldn't date other girls if he has a girlfriend. Those are all cheating. From what you people are saying, her boyfriend could go up to any girl, strip himself naked, and kiss her with their bodies pressed up against one another because that's not cheating.
at0mskaze 3
I guess you will consider that as sex from now on. I hope you dumped your a-hole of a boyfriend.