Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
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onlychildFTW 33
Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.
I_Hug_Cats 26
well it is called oral SEX for a reason...
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Comments (200)
sierraharris 0
I still can't figure out why you said boyfriend instead of ex-boyfriend....
FrankHotpants 31
So no one is going to say it??..*sigh* fine, I'll be the jerk...Doesn't matter had sex...*runs away*
RedPillSucks 31
No, no! Clearly, he did not have sex.... erm... so it does matter?
melantysaurus 3
Oral sex is considered sex. The clue , since op is a fucktard and needs one, is in the name. Silly bitch deserved this one.
ice723 5
well by your definition he wasnt cheating and perhaps he thought if you viewed as not cheating then you must be performing oral on other guys....so he found the next best thing your sister
nvo 6
Anal sex, oral sex, vaginal sex = SEX And there's more to it.
RedPillSucks 31
Phone sex, sexting, ...
ultra_notorious 26
So wait was she going down on him or was he muff diving?
LennyComa 39
Hmmm still think Oral Sex isn't Sex? Clue could be in the name. It may be actually called *********** but sex is called coitus so that argument is redundant.
Fuzzymonkey2013 7
Well he "wasn't"
lena85_fml 7
You need to bitch slap that tramp sister of yours!! As for your ex, don't waist your time and breath on him, loose the fool
skittlesmeep 4
Does it still count as sex? lol... fyl