Noone said the dog was female!

No one said he was talking about the dog, either.

Gee thanks for that, I was totally unaware of that fact and wasn't at all making a joke regarding the real definition of a bitch.

Aw, shucks. I mutt-n't have read the FML correctly. Can-i-ne try again, or is it to the dog-house for me? My joke looks really a-paw-lling now that you say that.

Shut up and fetch me a sandwich!

Aaaand you killed it.

This FML isn't even remotely funny.

Those are so punny. -_-

52- agreed, some people act like Doc is the only one allowed to make puns. Ridiculous.

62 - Enough with the "punny" joke. It's not funny :P

I'm still annoyed because even though I have been reading these forever I only just started reading the comments and have never (or I think I haven't) seen this Doc Bastard guy

scroll down a little bit. you'll see it.

So my understanding is the gf is judging based on what she saw and not believing what really happened.

The dog, riiigggghhhht!

Time for some fun!

I love those channels! I have 5 in total. 3 straight 1gay 1 lesbian

Glad you shared your taste in **** with us 76 haha. But for the OP, you shouldn't be ashamed. Either tell her you're really horny or that you were trying to learn some new moves in the the sack for her. Either excuse and you just might get some sexy time. Unless she's a prune and doesn't allow you to watch some ****.

Ahhh the old "The dog changed the remote." excuse. I see....

The dog just wanted to see how humans attempted doggy-style.

I'd rush back into the bathroom, and come out shortly after she arrived, and pretend like nothing happened. Though then she'd think I was jerking to the sounds.

That's the only reason he has a dog.

It shouldn't be too hard if they're both even remotely mature. If you're so insecure in your relationship that finding your partner watching something sexual offends you or makes you jealous, maybe you're just not mature enough for a relationship.

Was remotely a pun?

The girlfriend could be religious. Religions generally grown upon the viewing of pornography. Also, I don't care if my boyfriend watches ****, but I'd still be pretty stunned to walk in on him doing it, especially if he was expecting me to come over.

*frown upon. Sorry. My dog apparently hasn't gotten the hang of this swype thing.

haha twix gets all their comercial ideas from fml what are you talking about

You're still paying for the Hustler channel.

The dog is obviously male then. If it was female, it'd have gone for Romantica (I guess?), nothing like a latin hot actor throwing flowers and gifts at his beloved on to make a girl horny.

The dog threw you a bone. Return the favor.