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By Sam l. / Saturday 10 November 2012 06:51 / United States
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Gee thanks for that, I was totally unaware of that fact and wasn't at all making a joke regarding the real definition of a bitch.

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Aw, shucks. I mutt-n't have read the FML correctly. Can-i-ne try again, or is it to the dog-house for me? My joke looks really a-paw-lling now that you say that.

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I'm still annoyed because even though I have been reading these forever I only just started reading the comments and have never (or I think I haven't) seen this Doc Bastard guy

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So my understanding is the gf is judging based on what she saw and not believing what really happened.

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Glad you shared your taste in porn with us 76 haha. But for the OP, you shouldn't be ashamed. Either tell her you're really horny or that you were trying to learn some new moves in the the sack for her. Either excuse and you just might get some sexy time. Unless she's a prune and doesn't allow you to watch some porn.

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I'd rush back into the bathroom, and come out shortly after she arrived, and pretend like nothing happened. Though then she'd think I was jerking to the sounds.

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Sarcasm? All of this new-fangled technology just has me all a-twitter. No? Okay. I'd say I'd quit while I was ahead, but I was running backwards from the beginning.

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It shouldn't be too hard if they're both even remotely mature. If you're so insecure in your relationship that finding your partner watching something sexual offends you or makes you jealous, maybe you're just not mature enough for a relationship.

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The girlfriend could be religious. Religions generally grown upon the viewing of pornography. Also, I don't care if my boyfriend watches porn, but I'd still be pretty stunned to walk in on him doing it, especially if he was expecting me to come over.

Your dog was trying to set the mood for the both of you. I think your dog deserves an extra treat for that.

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The dog is obviously male then. If it was female, it'd have gone for Romantica (I guess?), nothing like a latin hot actor throwing flowers and gifts at his beloved on to make a girl horny.

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