Intimacy: Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently,... - FML

By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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By Embarrassing - 26/06/2021 13:59 - Canada

Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 22:00

Today, I was playing a virtual reality game at a gaming convention. I got so into it that I didn't realize I was screaming and flailing around in. A crowd had gathered to watch my dumbass embarrass myself. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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hellsyea 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:56

lol # 129 hahaha sucks for u OP, got a video of that by any chance?

CrossY 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:57

As some people already pointed out, you're just way more suggestable when 'hypnotized'. You always maintain control over yourself if you want to. It's just the thought of having no control, and believing you have to obay someone elses commands that makes hypnotism to what it is. Therefor; YDI, get laid.

candii_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:33

hahahahahahah you gave a show to your school huh? :)

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:37

candii, you are gorgeous. just sayin'

Heelix 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:15

Dude the girls will love you for that one.

seb12992 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:35

I don't believe this for one second.

da_skater_dude 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:39

props t o #211 he says true, hahaha, but still its hard to believe...

LuvsMeSomeEmos 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:59

wow nice ... lol wow i wounder what would happen to me if that - NO NO !!! omg ..... uummmm .... yeah .... never mind .... uhh .... okay then ... lol lmfaoo jk jk jk jk xD - BUT SERIOUSLY IT SUCKS TO BE YOU !! TEEHEE XD

rachhXO 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:34

LMFAO! i love you.

Bes_fml 4

Monday 15 June 2009 0:09

LMAO you "VIOLENTLY" humped the floor. That word just makes it even more funny lmao

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