FML : Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front...

100

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By skyhawk13 / Friday 30 October 2009 05:11 / United States

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By redbluegreen | 40

#645898 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:06

Probably the Horny Hornets.

By pawpaw_fml | 0

#645894 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:04

What's your school mascot?

Comments

By pawpaw_fml | 0

#645894 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:04

What's your school mascot?

redbluegreen | 40

#645898 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:06

Probably the Horny Hornets.

thegreenfairy | 0

#646358 - Friday 30 October 2009 18:53

skyhawks

kevick93 | 0

#854852 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:01

lucky hawk

GiddyXD | 0

#933707 - Thursday 11 March 2010 0:10

lmao #2

iValerest | 6

#1022313 - Monday 7 June 2010 5:10

Lol

itsnikki | 0

#1221380 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:09

Did you win?

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1462687 - Monday 27 September 2010 2:09

good one 2

omgcookeys | 15

#3507599 - Saturday 29 October 2011 6:45

A beaver?

addiizcherry | 0

#3765600 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 15:29

Sexy seal?

By ajscw | 0

#645899 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:06

Lmfao!!!!!! Lol op tht sux for u

staffer | 0

#647061 - Saturday 31 October 2009 3:23

I want a YTM option added for you the man, thats f'n hilarious. I hope someone got it on video and its on you tube right now,

By jchansfan | 0

#645903 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:10

Did the mascot enjoy it or are you looking at a restraining order? :P

By wellinever | 5

#645904 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:10

You win at Midnight Madness. Is that a good thing?
Is that mascot talking to you today?

aback | 4

#646723 - Friday 30 October 2009 22:42

Worse. The mascot won't stop following him around.

By wtfismyfml | 0

#645914 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:20

yeah school spirit FTW

By Superawesomestev | 0

#645920 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:23

happy ending?

By PimpMyFML | 0

#645921 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:24

You must've won then. If not, there's always next year, give him the reverse cowgirl.

By jchansfan | 0

#645923 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:27

I hope your mascot was a goat or pig or something. You would look so hilarious.

By Acid80 | 3

#645927 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:34

Epic Win!

By Chasted | 0

#645938 - Friday 30 October 2009 12:41

I hope you won...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Miscellaneous

Nearly

Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before I went to bed I inserted a tampon that should keep me dry for at least 8 hours. It...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I had to go to the hospital because I was in excruciating pain. Not only did I find out I was passing a kidney stone, I also found out I have herpes....

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Germany

Today, my boss gave our coffee machine to her sister-in-law. I work in a cafe. FML

Norway

Today, I met a really sweet cute guy on a dinner date. Too bad he was the waiter instead of my date. FML

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos