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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

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By Embarrassing - 26/06/2021 13:59 - Canada

Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By gb - 18/08/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By poop_mcqueen - 30/07/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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ericbrat20 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:11

I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.

zidane312 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:48

If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.

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ericbrat20 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:11

I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.

malheartsnutmeg 20

Thursday 1 April 2010 10:53

Because foreknowledge of hypnotism generally stops it from working unless you WANT it to happen.

just_laugh_along 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 6:53

I'm a girl and I would be embarrassed if I said Mick Jagger.

pingpongpickle 8

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:46

wait..is Mick Jagger a guy?

snagglepaste 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:42

no. shit.

MetroidSlayer01 8

Tuesday 17 August 2010 2:23

what? Ke$sha likes Mike Jagger

Dmars444 4

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:51

maybe it worked then? maybe you were supposed to want to do it for fun

thethingthatshou 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:57

Mick jaggers pretty cool If I were a girl, Id **** him

SpicyDuck 22

Saturday 6 August 2011 9:14

Yeah that's not really the point of it. And who cares OP, you were hypnotized! People do crazy shit, my grad was hilarious

darkrabbid1 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:31

Hypnotism cant make you do things you don't want to

12haarek 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:16

he made you believe you did it just for fun

could_be_funny 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:16

i don't judge... whatever your preferences are your own business

could_be_funny 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:18

jazziue 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:26

your inner self has come out of the closet

metalyoshi9 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:20

Nothin' wrong about being gay.

zidane312 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:48

If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.

mkcempa 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:20

ain^(:

effevery1slife 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:18

has Mick Jagger made you wet before this experience?

Tratsing 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:24

hmm... you might have some thinking to do! Honestly though, it doesn't mean you're gay, it just means you like Mick Jagger a lot! (Maybe a little too much... hehe)

latuka 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:32

shouldn't you have known that getting hypnotized in front of the entire school would somehow be a bad idea? I mean sure you can get hypno. but not in front of people who you don't want to know everything about you... I mean, the person who was hypnotizing you could have made it a LOT more embarrassing for you. nothing wrong with liking mick jagger. lolz

sprinkesrdelish 5

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:53

hahahahahaa I just laughed so hard reading this. Anyway, we all can think members of the same sex are hot, and be straight. I think Britney Spears is hot as hell, but I am a straight girl. Guys have the same opinions they know when other guys are hot but society doesn't deem it okay for them to admitt it.