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You sat on your own testicles?

I'm missing the adventure in this situation?


You sat on your own testicles?

I guess you could say that free balling it was pretty ballsy

If you're getting detention, then you're too young time to be sitting on your balls

This happens to me a lot :(

#32 - I seriously wish I could double like comments lmfao. nice!

#1 and #22 have the same picture... Not sure why that fascinates me so much but I thought it was the same person and it's not...

Year 13s still get detention at my school...

This is my favorite FML of all time. I laugh every time I read it.

#75 year 13's????

#77 12th grade, seniors. (kindergarten being year one.)

It happens far too often

I'm missing the adventure in this situation?

The wind whipping through his (pubic) hair, the feeling of freedom that man can only experience whilst his family jewels hang free of clothing and inhibition...

I love you #31 xD

@31 Found the tumblr user!

Well OP you have two choices: explain to the teacher what actually happened or suffer through detention. Both outcomes will suck, but at least you have options.

You were screwing around. You'll probably get detention either way; no need to embarrass yourself further by explaining.

Its not screwing around to not wear underwear. Its his choice. Maybe his underwear makes him feel uncomfortable? Doesn't matter, his choice. He should have been more careful, yes, but it was an accident, a painful one, and the teacher shouldn't punish students for accidents. He didn't mean to squish his balls. He didn't do anything wrong to others. Yeah, maybe his scream was a pain to others' ears, but come on, have a little sympathy. He squished his balls for goodness sake! What a rude teacher. Handing out detentions like that. Teachers teach people. What does the teacher think hes/shes training pets?

What is free balling?

Not wearing underwear under your pants

When I guy wears no underwear under his pants/shorts I suppose

That's kinda cool how all three replies before me were in the same minute

Going commando.

Wearing boxers is the next best thing to freeballing.

Similar to a when a woman doesn't wear a bra. Some guys feel the underwear "restricts" them.

It's when you don't wear underwear

Ouch ! Bawling on the ground in pain. Well, tell us honestly, did you have a ball in detention?

That's enough adventure for one day, don't you think?

Who sits on their balls? I'm seriously wondering if guys do that now…

It is possible. It's more likely on a warm day I guess than a cold one (your balls go up and down depending on the temperature, a neat little trick we guys have). I imagine it's far more common when freeballing as your pants (or underwear if you are American) hold them in place..

You guys must have like massive balls. I've free balled before and never sat on mine. I didn't realize this was possible.

That sucks balls, OP

If you're offering to kiss the OP's balls better, it might end up that way...

Those are so big balls :O

No, OP probably has really saggy ones if they go down low enough to the point to where he can sit on them.