Health, School, Embarrassing, Sleep and Awkward: Dozing off

Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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the_coon_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:38

wet dream?

LustWasHeart 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:43

Should have told them you had a seizure and made them feel bad.

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Zombrex 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:37

Smooth.

Imawhalerider 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:09

he was praying.

the_coon_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:38

wet dream?

BadOwner 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 7:55

still lmfao... maybe funniest one so far

Carlyyy 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:38

At least you didn't drool on your desk?

22jrdn55 15

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:38

YDI for sleeping

JustSoLost 8

Thursday 3 September 2009 2:28

LMAO. I agree. :P

allysonnn 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:23

yup you should never sleep in school..... most of the time. :DD

Starchild21 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:30

Lol there is no way you can keep from sleeping. High school classes are so boring, same with college. The teachers just love to drone on when they talk. ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Strike1 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:00

That's unfortunate for you... my college classes are rather entertaining :)

the_stereotype 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:10

some days you're just tired...even if it's not boring

Starchild21 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:12

Oh yeah? What classes are you taking? My major is astrophysics, and some of the lectures are so boring I just want to set myself on fire.

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:53

haha, if ya want lyrics, take a look at my other comments. i think i have 3 on the wrestling (old guy licks his lips) and my fave one is on the anal :)