Intimacy: Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored.... - FML

By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 8:56

What would you think it looks like.

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:13

I hope your not the teacher

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 8:56

What would you think it looks like.

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 20:18

I've been in OP's situation before (minus the dick part). I was just bored, and didn't really think about what it seemed like to others. It's kind of like when you end up staring at someone's crotch, while deep in thought about something.

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 8:57

LOOOL were you that bored to have been playing with string

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:31

Yep... That's what it says

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Friday 1 April 2016 3:21

Why can't people just say what's on their mind, even if it's so obvious...

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:10

Lets just hope no one noticed you op...

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 22:58

"Today I fondled my dick for 5 minutes only to realize that it looked like I was playing with my pants. How embarrassing."

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:13

I hope your not the teacher

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 17:35

you're**

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:14

And that's how long it usually takes, 5 minutes!

onlychildFTW 33

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 11:58

5 minutes? Damn you got stamina! Haha.

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 23:15

They call me Shotgun. One pump and I shoot my load

yenze 18

Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:15

Well it just looked like you were, least you were not actually playing pull the jolly until your jolly

yenze 18

Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:16

*you're

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:30

The grammar was correct ;)

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:19

idk i mean most people i know would be doodling or something

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 10:10

what a knoghty situation to be in

Shartie 16

Wednesday 20 January 2016 10:42

I've never heard anyone call it that before!

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 20:16

Never call it what? Strings?

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Wednesday 20 January 2016 11:01

well atleast you didnt have to stand u p for a presentation or something xD

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