By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
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What a bitch~! she hit ur palm with her face... Does it still hurt??

Lies! Just admit that you slapped her for stealing your seat in the first place.

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What a bitch~! she hit ur palm with her face... Does it still hurt??

Today I was on the bus during rush hour traffic. We arrived at my stop and just as I got up a man swatted a fly into my face. FML

Too.. much...niceness.. *explodes*

Can a mod remove this and the above comment?

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

No. They can't.

They can't? And thank you

Lmao aw poor.. Both of you.. OP: ugh stupid fly! *swing arm* Woman: Oh! My stop! *lean forward* ******* PTTTSSSHHH***** OP: Shit hows your head? Woman: fuck , hows your hand? I've got a pretty darn hard head.....

Today I was on the bus during rush hour traffic. We arrived at my stop and just as I got up a man swatted me into a women's face. FML

I wonder how she reacted...

theHIGHroad2 5

*facepalm* OP

Birdie_Sage 0

**Facebugpalm

*Face NaPalm Strike!

lebronesque73091 12

'*facepalm*' is sooooo funny...

It fits this situation

The fail is strong in this thread.

Palmbo breaker? Nah...

Lies! Just admit that you slapped her for stealing your seat in the first place.

Your comments always make me laugh.

OP: Oh my gosh sorry there was a fly! And now it's squished on your face! Woman: No honey, that's just a mole *walks away*.

Don't tell me it's that evil bitch off of 'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody'

Accidents happen, right?

bitch_pleez 10

Just explain the situation, it shouldn't be that big of a deal.

Ydi for swatting the poor fly.

You have got to be fucking me. Flies are flying, shit-carrying, maggot-laying pests that can annoy the Fuck out of you. Also, if one fly is killed, there are others that will take its place. I bet you live in a pigsty.

mpsteve137: "Don't kill the rat! It didn't do anything to you (aside from chewing through your furniture, contaminating food and getting your son sick). Hey, look! The little guy brought some friends!" *picks up flea colony* "Aww, they're so cute! Oh, they're nibbling on my finger! Isn't that adorable?" This is the mindset I interpreted when I read your comment.

Anyway, it'd suck to be a fly, he was just putting it out of its misery

Animals protect their territory, so can we.

mootoo31 6

You must be, like REALLY vegan.

At least it wasn't a buzz kill!

... .... ... Nah mate!! Go on. Back to Nevereverland with you!

Gotta admit that was horrible..

It's not your fault cause you didn't know she was coming and it's not her fault cause she didn't know you were gonna swing but... I have never seen someone bring a fly swatter on a bus....

'In the path of my hand' - OP. There was no fly swatter -_-

Dur dur dur

Y U No use your brain?

blueandpurpleroc 4

How dare she. You better her straight now or she'll never know her place. How rude.

blueandpurpleroc 4

*set her straight

wildsweetchild 19

Don't worry OP you're not a woman beater..you're a fly killer! Who knows, maybe she deserves that one and that's how karma got her :)

Karma does work in strange ways.

She could be the mother-in-law from the previous FML who didn't like the pie.