Work: So that's a no, I guess

So that's a no, I guess

By Marie - 08/06/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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Bad timing

By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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Spit take

By gatorhead - 09/09/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 02:00

Today, I stubbed my toe, and as I was hopping about clutching my toe and swearing like a drunken sailor, I turned and saw my boss, our CEO and pretty much the entire board of directors through the boardroom's open door. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 15:23

Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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Leftovers

By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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danplusplus 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:22

You've got red on you.

blameyourself 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:22

Maybe you shouldn't snort?

Comments

blameyourself 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:22

Maybe you shouldn't snort?

NuTrees 9

Thursday 8 December 2011 6:26

Oh come on it was a polite snort.

vehementbitch 4

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:31

Op shouldve just giggled or something...

danplusplus 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:22

You've got red on you.

dammn 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:22

LOL , awwwww .

DangerousBabee 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:22

3rd! :D

shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:24

THAT IS SO AWKWARD ^^^ you fail.

Stephai 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:24

O_O That's gross... I feel bad for you. Hopefully he'll look past the incident and focus on your talent?

nwc020 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:25

#4 fails

sparda4355 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

Awesome! Sniffle, walk away... He'll NEVER KNOW who did it! :)

Gabby125 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

Something like this happened to me before, except it was an all white outfit I was trying on at Dillard's for a party that night. Got blood aaaaalllllll over it, and had to pay for it. Eff both of our lives.

Button_x 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

Oh jeeze I remember moderating this one too. XD That would suck. In anime, getting a nosebleed means you're aroused! :D >_> I don't see how that would help the situation any though.