By Anonymous - 8/6/2009 21:11 - United States
Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
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By  realworldready  |  0

You SOB!!! A) For crashing her car B) And this is more important, for describing those fucking cookies on FML!

Asshole!!! Do I have triple-chocolate-double-mint cookies topped with Andes' mints right now? NO!!!! And now I definitely want some! YOU SUCK!!!

YDI!!!

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#154, So what? Why would that matter? It would only matter if you were either a) a homophobe or b) a sexist ("women can't drive!11!"). Also, answering to the first comment just to get on top is a dick move.

By  realworldready  |  0

You SOB!!! A) For crashing her car B) And this is more important, for describing those fucking cookies on FML!

Asshole!!! Do I have triple-chocolate-double-mint cookies topped with Andes' mints right now? NO!!!! And now I definitely want some! YOU SUCK!!!

YDI!!!