Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I got up at 2:30 a.m. to catch an early flight home. I was tired and drowsy and took a quick shower to wake me up. Two minutes in, the water turned scalding hot on all settings. I ended up having to rinse my hair with bottles of sparkling water from the hotel minibar. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
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Zmeilerr 22
You're lucky you're not dead
sarah48_fml 0
At least you're clean right?
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Comments (144)
iheartglasses 0
51, She also didn't complain of her ass being sore, but that didnt stop ass jokes being made :)
jakeisawake 3
Yeah, but OP brought that upon herself when she said "...One minute, I was standing and the next..." :) That gives open oppurtunity for ass jokes.
Jess_4602 0
Sorry op. You might have fainted because you were extremely tired. You should go see a doctor to make sure you are ok.
iheartglasses 0
But being drugged jokes are irrelevant? Whatever. I liked my kidney joke. Its old as dirt and even used on unicorns, but I still thought it appropriate.
jakeisawake 3
Haha, candy mountain. Touche.
Infosys 0
Lol that YouTube video...
perez758 2
ahaha it is like the sims.. should have taken a nap on the couch and then went to take a shower or maybe should have taken a bath instead of a shower..
MuchDance90s 0
if she took a bath she'd probably be dead
pitineo_fml 0
hello cutie :-D how's life
my2centsworth 15
It sounds as if you passed out. You should get that checked by a doctor.
Mauskau 36
I've done this, but I managed to stop myself properly collapsing by grabbing the side of the bath as I fell. I went blind for 15 minutes also, and really weak. I was home alone too, it's scary as ****.
allanaskye 0
that happened to me too. all though my vision was only gone for 5 minutes then it slowly came back
MuchDance90s 0
that sounds very scary my goodness
jakeisawake 3
#68, you may want to private message with a comment like that.
Countryboy42 3
How did you not wake up when you fell?
naximus93 0
Allow me to explain- 1) Op was extremely tired, and took hot relaxing shower 2) Because of the roofies given to her, she fell asleep 3) Therefore, causing her to hit her shoulder against the tile 4) Op's head hurts because the hobo who raped her anally wasn't careful and hit her head on the shower knob in the process.
naximus93 0
I like your profile btw.
Countryboy42 3
Thank you!
jakeisawake 3
Lmao. Ouch, a deny out loud.