By Idiot says "HIPAA violation" - 27/06/2015 01:21 - United States - Roanoke

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML
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Practice makes perfect? xD

I think lying about it is way worse than owning up to it. It just makes you look stupider than you already look.

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Practice makes perfect? xD

Yes, but there's no need to be that anal about it

But nobody is perfect so why practice?

That may have been the most ignorant question I have ever heard #72

It's a philosoraptor meme #86

IM THE FIRST YAAAAAAS

You're the second and have a stupid comment.

I accidentally trip and fall onto condomed zucchini all the time. I simply consider it a sign from the universe and make sure to slip repeatedly.

Simple explanation, the cucumber was cold so they put a condom on it cause it fits like a glove, and then they stepped on a banana peel slipped feet first, dropped the cucumber while in the air, and fell on it ass first...makes complete sense!

You forgot they were naked too

Everyone has yet to ask the gender of this "Idiot"

It clearly says up "his" ass

"condomed zucchini" killed me lmao

This FML just screams Docbastard.

The very first thing i thought of after reading this was DocBastard and his picture..

I thought Doc until I saw the OP had his location attached, we know Doc would never slip up like that

doc, it looks like the dude in your pic wasn't practicing safe come bottle sex. I hope the cap was off

what are you guys talking about? ? :)

I also thought DocBastard when I read this.

#84 you'll see him if you read enough comments

Congrats Doc, you've achieved monument status on FML

Was he worried he would get an STD from the cucumber?

He was probably using the condom for the lube but then again we never know what these people are thinking..

I think lying about it is way worse than owning up to it. It just makes you look stupider than you already look.

amen!. there is no point in lying when ita brutally obvious what was actually going on.

"I swear doctor, I fell backwards and that cucumber went straight up my ass!"

The people with objects up their orifices must really think hospital staff are morons if they expect to be believed ... which makes you wonder why they'd want help from morons ...

I would still lie, but something feasible like, "my friends and I like doing dares/pranks kinda like the show jackass... Etc".

An old professor of mine once brought in x-rays of random things stuck up men's asses. The best one was of a remote control and tagging along right behind it was salad tongs. The man swore up and down he tripped and fell on both items.

Yeah, lying to hospital staff is like lying to the cops, don't do it cuz they're there to help

Must have been a big cucumber

Must be a product of excessive twerking.

And poorly placed cucumbers.

At least he had protection.

Oh the things I could say, butt I think I'll keep my mouth shut.

I liked this don't know why you were voted down

I voted it down because the comment was redundant and offered nothing of any worth to the subject. If you have nothing to say, then keep it at that; don't say anything. Also, too much work for such a weak pun.

At least it wasn't a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth maple syrup. It's happened.

Now thats just funny. Great comment.