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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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I_have_no_clue 0

Orgasmic Pudding

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Ludii_fml 0

good luck with taming it!

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MyNameIsInvictus 0

Wow either you live in the shittiest apartment ever, or your landlord just stole your money! Lol or both.

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

leased or owned? if leased, you need to get them to fix it and pay medical. Unless you were swinging on it like George of the Jungle.

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

oh didn't see your name. yeah you're screwed FYL.

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afdude87 6

that's why you don't move into the projects.

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justbemellow 0

I stopped at " I was taking a shower for the first time" and was disgusted. But now I see;)

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Stupified 0

Ydi for calling yourself a homeowner and living in an apartment. That's not a home and ydi for not being careful and Ydi for not having the shower/shower curtain closed.

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Stupified 0

Nvm I guess an apartment can be a home, especially in New York. Gdmfafp!

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babyjaguar96 0

YDI for taking regular showers tss tss tss when will they learn?!?!?

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handhugsftw 0

YDI for not turning the shower off. it's the obvious right thing to do. turn it off and never touch it again. shower in your sink. spongebaths FTW!

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nishant5456 0

it could have been a lot worse, the shower could have had some type of chemical acid which burned your skin and now you can't move. But since that DIDN'T happen, get over it.

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heynow00wellthen 0

Ha clearly, if you didn't know this yet OP, it's time for a new shower.

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MykeLytorus 0

It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist ftw dur dur.

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JohnGraveline 0

Sounds like someone is listening to too much Katey Perry Hot & Cold.

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bexxohere 0

a little too restless of a shower tug session? lol

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tbone4875 0

YDI for getting a cheap apartment. and not checking over the apartment.

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hbacostfu13 0

n00b got pwned haha what does OP mean?!

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I_have_no_clue 0

Orgasmic Pudding

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justbemellow 0

Oxford Professor.

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Barrientos432 5

Obnoxious Piss

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JustineBieberHat 0

Origanic Poop

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JustineBieberHat 0

* organic it's really Original Poster

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justbemellow 0

This is an ironic comment.

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JustineBieberHat 0

touché lol so many answers to that question like operation pineapple 

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Someone_somewere 7

nooo it means orangutang penis duhhh

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MyNameIsInvictus 0

60- Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing. Definitely a little hypocricy, too.

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xxniteskie 1

haha same thought #60

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SaintE_fml 0

oh Katy Perry, no really that's a compliment

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fistnazal 10

katythemmuhfuh'indittiesperry! goodness! all I can think about is that scene in liar liar when he's in the elevator... "mah mah" **nipple sucking sound**

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mintcar 9

The characters are limited. But really, I don't see the use of an abbreviation anywhere. Sucks for you OP. You got burned.

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Flipflops4ever 0

YDI for buying a home in New York - what did u expect?

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