We need a break

By pst - 21/11/2010 01:06 - South Africa

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 661
You deserved it 59 166

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This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.

A hooker? Did you honesty expect a Disney-styled happily ever ending?


Lisimal 7

Shame on him.

*high fives op* quagmire would love this!

A hooker? Did you honesty expect a Disney-styled happily ever ending?

_Damien_ 0

lol 62!

lol that's awesome.

missvee98324 0

Wow. You are stupid. By saying, "I just got dumped by a hooker", you're showing that she's... I don't know the word for it- but yiu chose to go out with her anyway. I can't really explain what I mean here, but you are so dumb. You are really dumb. Fo' Real.

You just got dumped by a hooker. By text.

did you pay for the sex during the relationship?

toddin 7

lol so bad in bed you couldn't PAY them to sleep with you!

Retard. Yep, pretty sure that was the word I was looking for.

just thought you should know that you are FINE =)

AceArctic 4

It's sad when a hooker is too good for you... And that you're seeing one in the first place.

rednick95 0


Hey hookers are people too. Some make more money than my parents

ew hookers

purple_zebras_ 0

eww dude that's freaking gross get your self tested for STDS

well, if you need to be seeing a hooker to get action, you might want to take a hint.

ScarletAshes 0

he is burning somewhere lol

Call me crazy, but I think it's sadder that you were seeing a hooker for a year. I honestly think this is probably the best thing for you.

Mickay1232 0

haha would u like a side of epic with that fail?XD

SebIsBest 0


nah thanks im good for now

skimonkey96 0

maybe after my appetizer of YDI

This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.

next to your description.

jmack8796 0


5 - Agreed. 10 - Agreed!

rallets 22

#48 - disagreed

Kiill3rQu33n16 0

63 you look like a douche. :)

ShadyFTW1 0

112 you look like fruit-striped gum.

Kiill3rQu33n16 0

114 you look like you have a funny picture


Kiill3rQu33n16 0

damn you!

xLil_Mx 0

Haha this made me lol :)

you look like a barbie :p

find a girlfriend...

he probably got a hooker cause he couldn't get a girlfriend

thank you captain obvious

^ relax, sergent sarcasm

thank you for your input, Private Parts

cradle6 13

Maybe just needs to meet Colonel Angus

after you talk to sgtStickyFinger

sfdrf 0

i think the hooker was the girlfriend

Did you think dating a hooker would end well?

DudeImBetter 0

thats pretty pathetic.

it sure is

lol not as pathetic as posting ab pics as profile pics :p


wow, maybe u should tip better

ejoyy 0

lol why would you mess with a hooker in the first place ? o_O

9- i agree completely seeing a hooker is just discusting i hope you get herpies or chlyamdia you rat.

I hope you get Hooked on Phonics.

I agree with 35.

FFML_314 11

Hookers have pie? I want a hooker!

Why get Hooked on Phonics when you can get Hooked on Pancakes?

Hookers are a better deal than a lot of the "entitled princess" women that post on this site.

Hookers and pancakes? I want that life. Alleged_Cranium - Damn straight. Preach it, sista.

C6Racer 0

Amen, 84.

bobys36 0

your evil for wishing that upon somebody!!!!!!

WhiiT3TiGeR 0

Fuck you and since we are hopeing right now I hope you get aids bluewaffle & redsock and fuck the Devil 酔うvっ高校

And I hope you learn to spell

get a girlfriend?

Your life sucks haha