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Wow. You are stupid. By saying, "I just got dumped by a hooker", you're showing that she's... I don't know the word for it- but yiu chose to go out with her anyway. I can't really explain what I mean here, but you are so dumb. You are really dumb. Fo' Real.
This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.
A hooker? Did you honesty expect a Disney-styled happily ever ending?