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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Gizu - 15/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I tried to open a door with a dramatic kick, like in the movies. The door didn’t budge, but my shoe flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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tsent8 15

Sunday 9 December 2012 9:58

Looks like you got the boot.

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 9 December 2012 10:01

Boom, headshot.

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tsent8 15

Sunday 9 December 2012 9:58

Looks like you got the boot.

CCSA 12

Sunday 9 December 2012 10:10

It would have been a great gift if OP happened to be that kid of fetish... Just saying

AbstraktThoughts 13

Sunday 9 December 2012 10:40

Now you know how Manny Pacquiao feels haha

Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Sunday 9 December 2012 11:22

Poor OP, heel be pretty pissed off about that :L! Sorry OP, shoe must have a huge bruise now :(

ropeandneck 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 20:37

why all those thumbdowns ? if you read that with a british accent that's adorable ! :) girls that make puns and jokes with a cute accent are one of the many reasons why england seems a nice place to travel to x) pm me, next summer I need someone who can tell me where are the great places to have a beer in england 0_0

tsent8 15

Sunday 9 December 2012 21:05

If your going over there for alchohol save your money and go to Ireland.

ropeandneck 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 21:47

nah, wanna go to england to visit :) but still, I need to know where I can take a sip

TweetAnne 13

Sunday 9 December 2012 9:59

At least no one broke a leg.

irishpassion16 6

Sunday 9 December 2012 9:59

Did you give it back?

4ugu4 7

Monday 10 December 2012 8:01

I hate when people ask questions like this.

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 9 December 2012 10:01

Boom, headshot.

X_Codes 11

Sunday 9 December 2012 11:03

Never go to a live performance without first considering the possibility that audience participation will be required at some point during the show!

gc327072 30

Sunday 9 December 2012 17:30

Marksman Bonus: 126

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 9 December 2012 10:06

This reminds me of that South Park episode where Butters does tap dancing, and his shoe flies off, hits the lights above the audience, and crushes a whole bunch of people.