By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
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tsent8 15

Looks like you got the boot.

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tsent8 15

Looks like you got the boot.

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CCSA 12

It would have been a great gift if OP happened to be that kid of fetish... Just saying

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Now you know how Manny Pacquiao feels haha

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Poor OP, heel be pretty pissed off about that :L! Sorry OP, shoe must have a huge bruise now :(

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ropeandneck 7

why all those thumbdowns ? if you read that with a british accent that's adorable ! :) girls that make puns and jokes with a cute accent are one of the many reasons why england seems a nice place to travel to x) pm me, next summer I need someone who can tell me where are the great places to have a beer in england 0_0

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tsent8 15

If your going over there for alchohol save your money and go to Ireland.

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ropeandneck 7

nah, wanna go to england to visit :) but still, I need to know where I can take a sip

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TweetAnne 13

At least no one broke a leg.

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irishpassion16 6

Did you give it back?

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4ugu4 7

I hate when people ask questions like this.

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X_Codes 11

Never go to a live performance without first considering the possibility that audience participation will be required at some point during the show!

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eddeeezzyy 19

This reminds me of that South Park episode where Butters does tap dancing, and his shoe flies off, hits the lights above the audience, and crushes a whole bunch of people.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It's like Final Destination, but quicker and somehow more gory. And no one escaped. NO ONE.

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Voldy_fml 16

That would've been funny to watch.. embarrassing for you, though, OP!

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pdp_fml 21

Did the audience laugh? That is too bad. I had a shoe thrown at me on purpose before. It hurts and my eye had double vision for a few minutes.

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SApprentice 34

There's no need to correct 11 over that, they weren't being a dick or anything.

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chocolateisyum 12

16: Sorry! I'm not very good at grammar and spelling. 27: Thank you :)

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andiewithlove 21

At very least 11/31 is honest.......just look at their username! Pure truth.

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pradip 26

You have a awkward souvenir to keep.

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