Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
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IvyOswin
| 17
Remind her that paying for a little more water is better than paying hospital bills for head trauma.
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eunami
| 15
Damn op, that's a slippery situation!
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Livin_Like_Larry
| 29
Sounds like your mom has her priorities straight
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Livin_Like_Larry
| 29
Wow, 20 seconds after posting and I already have a dislike
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funneh1
| 21
I disliked it as well.
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euphoricness
| 28
I wasn't going to dislike your comment until you made your second comment. So I disliked both!
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The_Avatar
| 22
The Fml community is a harsh mistress
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eunami
| 15
Damn op, that's a slippery situation!
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lordtimbit
| 13
Absolutely was!
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Soccerfan2002
| 10
Your mother sounds like a bitch.
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Nevrdai
| 5
This SO shouldn't have negative votes...
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tbro47
| 23
Tell her you'll pee in the shower from now on to save water from not flushing the toilet.
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klipper57
| 12
Should have turned the water off. You are so wasteful
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Never mind, I detected the sarcasm, even if most others didn't.
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Wutdafuqq
| 24
Keep sarcasm to the real world. It doesn't really translate well in text.
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IvyOswin
| 17
Remind her that paying for a little more water is better than paying hospital bills for head trauma.
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Purexinsanity
| 46
Or a funeral
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lordtimbit
| 13
We don't even live in the same house. She doesn't pay my bills ?
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yerawizardlizzy
| 27
29, so wait, are you the OP?
Edit: just saw your "I'm the OP" comment.
Edit: just saw your "I'm the OP" comment.
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lordtimbit
| 13
Yes haha. And I didn't mean to put the question mark, it was suppose to be a smiley face.
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russfml
| 31
No hospital bills in Canada
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lindora
| 35
Calgary's hydro rate is crazy expensive- medical is completely free
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onlychildFTW
| 33
You don't live in the same house but you called your mum right after because you knocked your head? That seems a bit strange to me. It doesn't seem news worthy of a phone call to me. From the FML it sounded like you called as in yelled from the bathroom.
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Astrum14
| 24
If you actually knock yourself unconscious, you should see a doctor. And you should probably get someone else to drive you there. There could be serious brain damage.
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Syruphs
| 17
@75 maybe her mom was in house while she was showering, therefore her calling could be from the bathroom instead of through the phone :)
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itcomesinthrees
| 10
It says she lives in Canada. We don't get hospital bills here. The mom sounds like a bitch though, her daughter's safety should come first.
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lostprophet
| 10
Canada !!!
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juststephhere
| 23
That's really quite terrible... You could've been dead or something... I'm sorry your mother is like that, maybe tell her to be a bit more considerate when it comes to you being knocked out...
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WCARlover
| 34
We should gather all the FML mothers in one place so they can collect their mothers of the year awards
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lordtimbit
| 13
Hahaha, my mom would get the gold metal ^^
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briang959
| 46
FML = Failed Mother's Love
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Fuaaad1994
| 31
At least you're extra clean.
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_kyleG_
| 34
City water ain't cheap, she knows that you'll heal haha