Wow, 20 seconds after posting and I already have a dislike

I disliked it as well.

I wasn't going to dislike your comment until you made your second comment. So I disliked both!

The Fml community is a harsh mistress

Absolutely was!

This SO shouldn't have negative votes...

Never mind, I detected the sarcasm, even if most others didn't.

Keep sarcasm to the real world. It doesn't really translate well in text.

Or a funeral

We don't even live in the same house. She doesn't pay my bills ?

29, so wait, are you the OP? Edit: just saw your "I'm the OP" comment.

Yes haha. And I didn't mean to put the question mark, it was suppose to be a smiley face.

No hospital bills in Canada

Calgary's hydro rate is crazy expensive- medical is completely free

You don't live in the same house but you called your mum right after because you knocked your head? That seems a bit strange to me. It doesn't seem news worthy of a phone call to me. From the FML it sounded like you called as in yelled from the bathroom.

If you actually knock yourself unconscious, you should see a doctor. And you should probably get someone else to drive you there. There could be serious brain damage.

@75 maybe her mom was in house while she was showering, therefore her calling could be from the bathroom instead of through the phone :)

It says she lives in Canada. We don't get hospital bills here. The mom sounds like a bitch though, her daughter's safety should come first.

Canada !!!

Hahaha, my mom would get the gold metal ^^

FML = Failed Mother's Love