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Sounds like your mom has her priorities straight
Wow, 20 seconds after posting and I already have a dislike
The Fml community is a harsh mistress
Damn op, that's a slippery situation!
Absolutely was!
This SO shouldn't have negative votes...
Tell her you'll pee in the shower from now on to save water from not flushing the toilet.
Should have turned the water off. You are so wasteful
Never mind, I detected the sarcasm, even if most others didn't.
Keep sarcasm to the real world. It doesn't really translate well in text.
Remind her that paying for a little more water is better than paying hospital bills for head trauma.
Or a funeral
We don't even live in the same house. She doesn't pay my bills ?
29, so wait, are you the OP? Edit: just saw your "I'm the OP" comment.
Yes haha. And I didn't mean to put the question mark, it was suppose to be a smiley face.
No hospital bills in Canada
Calgary's hydro rate is crazy expensive- medical is completely free
You don't live in the same house but you called your mum right after because you knocked your head? That seems a bit strange to me. It doesn't seem news worthy of a phone call to me. From the FML it sounded like you called as in yelled from the bathroom.
@75 maybe her mom was in house while she was showering, therefore her calling could be from the bathroom instead of through the phone :)
Canada !!!
We should gather all the FML mothers in one place so they can collect their mothers of the year awards
Hahaha, my mom would get the gold metal ^^
FML = Failed Mother's Love
At least you're extra clean.
City water ain't cheap, she knows that you'll heal haha
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Remind her that paying for a little more water is better than paying hospital bills for head trauma.
Damn op, that's a slippery situation!