By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
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IvyOswin 17

Remind her that paying for a little more water is better than paying hospital bills for head trauma.

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eunami 15

Damn op, that's a slippery situation!

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Sounds like your mom has her priorities straight

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Wow, 20 seconds after posting and I already have a dislike

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funneh1 21

I disliked it as well.

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euphoricness 28

I wasn't going to dislike your comment until you made your second comment. So I disliked both!

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The_Avatar 22

The Fml community is a harsh mistress

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Soccerfan2002 10

Your mother sounds like a bitch.

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Nevrdai 5

This SO shouldn't have negative votes...

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tbro47 23

Tell her you'll pee in the shower from now on to save water from not flushing the toilet.

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klipper57 12

Should have turned the water off. You are so wasteful

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False_Stupidity 41

Never mind, I detected the sarcasm, even if most others didn't.

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Wutdafuqq 24

Keep sarcasm to the real world. It doesn't really translate well in text.

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IvyOswin 17

Remind her that paying for a little more water is better than paying hospital bills for head trauma.

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lordtimbit 13

We don't even live in the same house. She doesn't pay my bills ?

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yerawizardlizzy 27

29, so wait, are you the OP? Edit: just saw your "I'm the OP" comment.

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lordtimbit 13

Yes haha. And I didn't mean to put the question mark, it was suppose to be a smiley face.

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lindora 35

Calgary's hydro rate is crazy expensive- medical is completely free

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onlychildFTW 33

You don't live in the same house but you called your mum right after because you knocked your head? That seems a bit strange to me. It doesn't seem news worthy of a phone call to me. From the FML it sounded like you called as in yelled from the bathroom.

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Astrum14 24

If you actually knock yourself unconscious, you should see a doctor. And you should probably get someone else to drive you there. There could be serious brain damage.

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Syruphs 17

@75 maybe her mom was in house while she was showering, therefore her calling could be from the bathroom instead of through the phone :)

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itcomesinthrees 10

It says she lives in Canada. We don't get hospital bills here. The mom sounds like a bitch though, her daughter's safety should come first.

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juststephhere 23

That's really quite terrible... You could've been dead or something... I'm sorry your mother is like that, maybe tell her to be a bit more considerate when it comes to you being knocked out...

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WCARlover 34

We should gather all the FML mothers in one place so they can collect their mothers of the year awards

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lordtimbit 13

Hahaha, my mom would get the gold metal ^^

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_kyleG_ 34

City water ain't cheap, she knows that you'll heal haha

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