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About Sarah48_fml

I have 4 obsessions: 1. My teeth 2. Turtles 3. The Beatles 4. The number 4 :) Have a nice morning/day/evening

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Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 July 2009 04:21 / United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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By thatonekid - / Monday 27 July 2009 23:10 / United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML

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By randomnamehere - / Monday 27 July 2009 18:22 / United States

Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insects to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spiders aren't insects they're arachnids." The girl is six. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 27 July 2009 16:52 / United Kingdom

Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

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By condom_kid - / Monday 27 July 2009 14:34 / United States

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