Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I got up at 2:30 a.m. to catch an early flight home. I was tired and drowsy and took a quick shower to wake me up. Two minutes in, the water turned scalding hot on all settings. I ended up having to rinse my hair with bottles of sparkling water from the hotel minibar. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
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Zmeilerr 22
You're lucky you're not dead
sarah48_fml 0
At least you're clean right?
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Comments (144)
ImaginaryFoe 1
At least you don't have insomnia. Were you also wrinkled and cold? I've never heard pf this happening during a shower; a bath, yes. Well, you're cleanish plus you got a nap and a reason to take tomorrow off. Win!
sk8erd 15
wouldnt sleeping in water drown you?
Sirin_fml 47
Yes, many people drown daily while taking showers -_-
alexxss_fml 10
lmfao.!
WhiiT3TiGeR 0
You parkour Sirin? You good?
MrsPanda 14
Seriously?
jakeisawake 3
You may have missed the part where she dropped due to a pass out during her shower. That would explain the bruising and swelling.
wonderful_wendy 0
I'm guessing the tub isn't the best place to sleep
jakeisawake 3
On the bright side... the cold water may have kicked in and helped reduce the bruising and swelling.
jakeisawake 3
It did. That's why I said the cold water "may" have kicked in. I don't know about you, but my water heater only holds 50 gallons, and as tired as the OP seemed, cold water was bound to kick in. :)
jakeisawake 3
Haha, it's kay. No problem. :)
crksNcstls503 0
smart one!!
WeirdUp 0
nice car haha
crksNcstls503 0
thanks man...
colombiancartel 0
so you took a shower in a tub?
jakeisawake 3
...Was she suppose to shower in the kitchen sink?
lyncecelia 13
31, definite win 25--most showers have a shower/tub combo. at least the ones I've seen. Saves space lol.
rockyraccoon28 8
31, I literally laughed out loud. 25...really? don't tell me you've never seen a tub/shower before.
mzeemzima 0
wait how'd that happen you don't just fall asleep like that something is suspicious so I say we all kill Justin bieber all in favor say aye!
Crashriot 14
A big loud aye
darkmis1 18
Aye!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Actually, you can if sleep deprivation sets in. P.S.-Aye!
Glenn_Coco 0
Aye!
emmanizzer 6
awww poor justin bieber :(
adanielle76 1
He is only 17 or something he doesnt deserve to die... yet. when he is 25 I guess then we can kill him! lol Jk. murder is naughty!!!
RedPillSucks 33
You had anal sex with yourself? You are well hung! We shall call you by your Chinese name; Mi Hung Long
perdix 31
Your ninja boyfriend gave you a beating and you didn't even know it? Did you regain consciousness with a strong urge to make him a sammich?
DocBastard 40
For perdix to get moderated, he must have said something not just off-color, but completely vile and disgusting. I'm sorry I missed it.
BloodyHeel 8
I am so upset about missing it.
naximus93 0
64, did you really just say that? Not only are his comments witty/funny, but he's also very smart. His comments are some of the best.