Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed...

By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By sstahpp - 20/08/2015 21:24 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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epoh_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:14

Why wouldn't you just move out of the spray instead of trying to run out of the shower?

randomwtf 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:21

is it that hard to turn the water off? anyways fyl

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immastarr 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:09

yay first comment. that sucks

Mx718 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:17

I feel bad for you. BUT! YDI for not being careful.

ugwmii 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 6:53

ohhh sry op

snerfsnerf 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:12

OUCH..... hope ur ok :)

damienwatkins 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:13

now you can be Alan in a parody of Hangover on YouTube! congratz!

Towelie_31 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:00

i don't think alan was the one who lost his tooth... pretty sure it was the dentist, alan was the fat brother in-law.

HunterDanielle 3

Friday 24 June 2011 19:43

i thought it was Stu who got his tooth knocked out...?

asm1129 1

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:41

It's Stu, not Alan.

epoh_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:14

Why wouldn't you just move out of the spray instead of trying to run out of the shower?

mj2123 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:33

Not all showers are big enough to let people just move out of the spray.

thisisbutaname 38

Monday 2 February 2015 11:00

Or turn off the water...

Nic_hole 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:20

ahhh bummer, ouch :/

randomwtf 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:21

is it that hard to turn the water off? anyways fyl

namhowell 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:21

It would not stay hot long, now you lost a tooth. FYL though.

Down_and_Out 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:24

YDI for being such a spaz. Just step away from the water like normal people.

yourefreakindumb 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:25

Just move out if the spray dip shit or turn water off.

luvstosplooge14 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:27

ok seriously??? ive been seing a lot of fml's from nord-pas-de-calais, france seriously i think its just one guy with several different accounts spending his entire day thinking about fml's to post up, u have no life, or maybe France is just one big epic fail country

lexuality 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:37

I read a comment here once that said if you don't select a country when you post your fml, it just defaults to nord-pas-de-calais.... There's no conspiracy, just lazy posters. Don't get your undergarments in a twist. :)